In a post-apocalyptic world....

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  • mcdonl
    mcdonl Posts: 342 Member
    Hunting, fishing, trapping, tanning, casting from lead, making green sand molds, flame welding, reloading, Emergency Medicine, swift water, ice water and other types of rescue and communication/diplomacy.

    None of us can do it alone, so being able to rebuild communities cannot be overlooked.
  • Galletakek
    Galletakek Posts: 285
    When the zombies come, I'll be the first one eaten. You're welcome.

    ROFL! take one for the team >:D!
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!
  • jlfox165
    jlfox165 Posts: 81
    Great shot with both handgun and rifle; very proficient with real broadswords; can design traps and set them to catch (or kill) prey; can farm and butcher, hunt and fish to provide food; not one to be trifled with. Have the will to survive!
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    I can bring large quantities of power tools, and a handy husband who's not afraid to use them. Together with my drafting/planning skills and his handiness, we'd make awesome shelters. And zombie booby traps. I am good at gardening in both large and small places, Ican cook. And I especially like playing with fire. And i will teach the wee ones, while everyone else is out killing. :flowerforyou:
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    And I shall lead all of you.

    Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.

    Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.

    In theaters this summer.

    I don't know... that camper in your ticker looks a little rusty. Does it pop up?
  • lisamc03
    lisamc03 Posts: 127 Member
    I can cook, clean, and be a scavenger. I had a dream a couple of weeks ago, that I was fighting off zombies...the tool I was using wasn't penetrating their skulls and I was thinking this is hard work!! But in my dream I was fighting them, who knows maybe I'm actually tough enough. :angry:
  • jfinnivan
    jfinnivan Posts: 360 Member
    Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.
  • SpringFever19
    SpringFever19 Posts: 180 Member
    Medical. Hunting. Scavenging. Protection. Plus I've done lots of research to prepare: The Zombie Survival Guide, Resident Evil, The Walking Dead, Zombieland, etc. Why do you think I am on MFP? Rule #1-- Cardio.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    And I shall lead all of you.

    Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.

    Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.

    In theaters this summer.

    I don't know... that camper in your ticker looks a little rusty. Does it pop up?

    I left it back on this island. Crazy story..
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!

    I have quite a large collection of stilletto heels, so we could pop off zombies by launching the shoes at them from a distance! I think that would come in handy! Well, until I ran out of shoes...but hey I am a super-power-shopper, so I can clear out the mall in 2.5 seconds if needed!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.

    Can you teach me the art of defending my balls from flying shoes.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    As an ER vet tech, I think I'd probably be pretty valuable. Not only do I have medical knowledge and skills, but I'm all about working around and deflecting animalistic aggression. If as I teeny tiny woman I can restrain a mastiff that outweighs me, I'm pretty sure I can at least temporarily handle a zombie. Hell, if I can handle a feral cat without getting hurt, I don't think a zombie really has a prayer.

    Plus I got mad bandaging and venipuncture skills. Not to mention my knowledge of medications. I have many years of experience dealing with hugely critical situations and horrific injuries. I'm able to shut off my emotions for the most part and just do what needs to be done. I've performed CPR more times than I can count. Bloody limbs hanging off does not phase me.
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    I got official Zombie killing Ammo for xmas for my 12 gauge and my Glock ...made by Hornady


    So I am officially prepared... nah nah nah neer derp derp derp


    Tank: "So, what do you need, besides a miracle?"
    Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns."
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    I knit, crochet, spin (yarn. A stationary bike would be zero help in this situation), i'm a pretty good shot and i've seen every episode of Survivorman.
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    Cardio, cardio, cardio

    Firepower & the ability to kill/catch, butcher & cook my own food.
  • jfinnivan
    jfinnivan Posts: 360 Member
    Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.

    Can you teach me the art of defending my balls from flying shoes.

    Iron underwear, my good man. Iron underwear...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I will purchase one of these...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/three-in-one-zombie-slingshotbrain-spike.php

    And I will take out as many as I can allowing you to escape.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    I will purchase one of these...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/three-in-one-zombie-slingshotbrain-spike.php

    And I will take out as many as I can allowing you to escape.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love:

    I can't stop laughing....or crying!
    Thank you!

    * just saw the ejector mishap in the video, OMG... :laugh:
  • luvinlaurakate
    luvinlaurakate Posts: 145 Member
    reproductive prowess

    Ya I carry babies well, so count on me for that! Beyond that... I can sew, and cook some, and I know how to use a gun.
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    I finished Fallout 1 & 2, you cant get more qualified.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    A large supply of ammunition.

    im sticking with this guy....
  • surgesilk
    surgesilk Posts: 92
    Dude on dude doesn't lead to offspring.
    reproductive prowess
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!

    I have quite a large collection of stilletto heels, so we could pop off zombies by launching the shoes at them from a distance! I think that would come in handy! Well, until I ran out of shoes...but hey I am a super-power-shopper, so I can clear out the mall in 2.5 seconds if needed!

    my sorta person lol :drinker:
  • sgtlittle
    sgtlittle Posts: 258 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    How you doin?
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    I can shoot well with handguns and long guns either for protection or food, so I'd be bringing those & whatever ammo I have & can find along the way. I'm a decent fisherman so I'll help us not starve. I'm good with my hands for things like building/repairing structures and repairing equipment or vehicles. I can drive anything so that might come in handy too. I'm also good with reading and following maps so I can keep us from getting hopelessly lost.

    JM
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    Well you have the guns,ammo,sex toys and even knitted hats...don't forget the MOST important thing OMG people what are you all on???????????????????????????????????????????? :noway:

    i can make BOOZE! :drinker: yay we are all saved........beer or wine lovies? outta most things too stinging neetles,dandilions,you name it.... :bigsmile:
  • StephanieDJL
    StephanieDJL Posts: 130 Member
    Think I'd just succumb to death/be a zombie. Less stressful! haha
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    i can make BOOZE! :drinker: yay we are all saved........beer or wine lovies? outta most things too stinging neetles,dandilions,you name it.... :bigsmile:

    I forgot about that! I can make hard cider & dandelion wine too! I'll bring that skill and we'll get the zombies drunk!

    JM
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Snark
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