For all the DOG lovers out there~

I love dogs so I cant really track with you, sorry. Does she take good care of your children when she babysits?

Well here is part of one of my blogs for non-pet owners such as yourself.

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs, cats and Birds are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

^^ This!!^^ Love #11

and i know i know... don't feed the troll... XD

I like my dog a helluva lot more than most people. Like, for example, dog-haters.

I like dogs WAY better than I like most teenagers..I have an English Bulldog and she is a lover....She has a personality and manners...She doesn't talk back...she doesn't roll her eyes when I talk to her...she patiently waits awhile I put my shoes on to take her outside to do her business..she doesn't do her business in the house and is modest when she does..(she tries to hide it in the tall weeds)...when i am feeling down, she seems to know, and puts her head in my lap and looks at me with her sorrowful little eyes, when I walk in the door after work, she greets me with a wag of her entire rump, since her tail is so small...yes, she sleeps on MY bed, but there are times she just lies on the floor at the end of the bed...if her paws get muddy or wet, she waits patiently for me to clean them....I totally believe that every child should grow up with a dog..nothing's cuter than a child and his/her dog...nothing compares to a dog sitting at the window watching for his/her favorite little "master/playmate" to get off the bus, anticipating playtime...To have love for a dog, and to take care of a dog properly is admitting that there is something bigger than ourselves...that we are not the most important entity in our own lives..dogs teach us humbleness, selflessness, compassion, and true love...I totally think it is unfair of you to lash out about an animal who was not properly trained....I work in the restaurant business and I have seen children who are allowed to behave badly, who are spoiled, I have seen teenagers who speak to their parents with disrespect and act like the world owes them something...Then I have seen people who have never had a pet, a childhood companion to teach them responsiblity, compassion, humility, and unconditional love...they just do not seem to be as satisfied with life as much as a pet owner is...I would much rather have a little dog hair on my couch (it vacuums off), a muddy footprint on my carpet (it can be steamcleaned out), and doggy slobber on my pantleg (it washes out)...than to ever live my life with an empty place in my heart that only the love of the many pooches I have owned or will own can fill...

Why should people treat dogs with any less respect than they do with their kids. They are some people's furry children. They're not beneath us and for a lot of people they are wonderful companions who are obedient, listen to you, comfort you when you are down, wag their tails happily when you get home. I see far more appreciation from them than I do from a lot of people's kids / other human beings! They are so unbelievably loyal and loving.

And this is coming from somebody who used to really not like dogs! I didn't hate them, I just never had good experiences with them so was scared of pretty much all of them.

Kids smear poop on walls. Just saying, that is pretty gross.

I like dogs far more than I like people.

True story. "The more I see of man, the more I like my dog".

I like my dog a helluva lot more than most people. Like, for example, dog-haters.

I second this one too!

I HATE DOGS... and ALL animals for that matter... but, especially DOGS. For instance:
Went to visit my mother in law. She has a rather large mut. She asked if i would let him out to do his business. SURE, i replied. I watched as he pissed all over his front paw... and continued on to take a **** as big as a horse... ONLY to step in the big ol' pile of **** on his way back in. To make matters worse, he prances back into the house resuming his thrown ON THE COUCH... where, my dear mother in law offers me to have a seat. REALLY??? I cannot fathom why people allow mammoths in their house, much less on furniture. P.S.~ When she keeps our kids over-night, she expects the kids to welcome HER dog into the bed where they sleep. Now mind you, the hairy buggar is NOT allowed in hers. WHY is this??? Ugggh... thankyou for letting me vent:)

I hope that you're never trapped under a pile of rubble and need a dog's nose to sniff you out.

And I hope you're never in a house that catches on fire and need a dog or cat to wake you up and save your life.

Or any other situation where you might need such assistance.

Aren't you just a lovely human being.

How can you hate this . . .