you know when your overweight when....
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when ppl ask you to do the chuffle shuffle
when you eat butter with a spoon
when you eat sugar sandwiches
when you lick everyone elses plate
when you clean yourself with a rag on a stick
Ewww to the butter, sugar & rag on a stick lol :laugh:0 -
You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.
you can still do that!!!.0 -
when you cant see that special place cause your stomach is in the way..0
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You sneak a peek at your medical chart (that the nurse accidentally left in the room) and it begins with ...."A 40 year old pleasant OBESE woman...."
What? Who are they talking about? My mom was here???
Oh wait....no.....that's me.0 -
When you work as a nurse and your 95 year old patient says "twins this time" while softly touching your belly0
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You see yourself in a picture and don't recognize that it's YOU!0
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Oh my horrors I know a lot of these well. My addition, when your waist measurement almost matches your height. =(
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When you start by wearing your boyfriend's hoody cos it's oversized and comfy before one day realising you are now wearing it cos nothing else fits.
Wearing no trousers other than jogging bottoms/ stretch pants
Panicking about what will hold your weight because you need to change the light bulb0 -
When you start by wearing your boyfriend's hoody cos it's oversized and comfy before one day realising you are now wearing it cos nothing else fits.
Me too! I can't wait for the day Doms clothes are too big for me like they used to be!!0 -
When you just ate a turtle candy while reading MFP posts0
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When you can't stand for ten minutes without your knees hurting0
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Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".
Damn it.
OMG that happened to be about six years ago this summer... was trying to get on my favorite ride at Busch Gardens and the bar wouldn't latch. I was so embarrassed I took off past my parents and my fiancee and ran out of the park!0 -
Using a rubber hand on my pants, so I don't have to buy new ones. You loop it through the hole and latch I on the button. Sigh.0
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when you sit down at the dinner table and the chair breaks!0
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when men say to you " I like my women nice and Chunky" Lol.:embarassed:0
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Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".
Damn it.
When my kids tried to convince me there was another baby in there.
(I told them, You know why mommies so fat? Because last time I had a baby they were twins but only one ever came out." :laugh: )0 -
you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups
lol, or twins!0 -
When you're asked to play Santa for your old Primary School (6-11 for you Americans :P) aged 15.0
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When you weigh your self 5 times in a row to see if the number goes down ..Move the scale around and all..
I've done this!! lol0 -
When, no matter HOW hard you try, you come to the realization that you can't just "suck in your arms" for the annual family photo.0
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