you know when your overweight when....
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When you rip the butt of your pants and the hole is so big you can fit your head in it! lol..I was in class with my ripped butt pants. fortunately both the pants and my panties were black so hopefully no one could tell! haha0
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When you burst through THREE pairs of Spanx within the span of a few months0
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When your OLD baggy jeans are suddenly to tight to wear0
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you cant fit in a size 26 jeans any more0
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the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!
HAHAHA! So true!0 -
when my son asked me if my butt was pregnant cause it was so big .... and that same butt kept turning the burners on at the oven0
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When your three year old asks why you have your pants on backwards.
I asked him to elaborate and he pushed on my stomach and said this is your butt, so you have your pants on backwards.
And this was one day after I went out to buy size 12 pants and came home with 10's, so I was all flush with NSV happiness.0 -
When your gyno recommends gastric bypass because you are so big she thinks you need it! (I didn't even meet the weight requirements, I was and am still too light)0
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When you turn around because you think you hear someone behind you, but it is actually just your butt & thighs slapping together under your gym shorts.
Gym shorts (that you stole from your 6' tall husband) that you're wearing not for working out, but because their elastic waist makes them one of the few pairs of bottoms you can fit in.0 -
you struggle in a turnstile0
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when ppl ask you to do the chuffle shuffle
when you eat butter with a spoon
when you eat sugar sandwiches
when you lick everyone elses plate
when you clean yourself with a rag on a stick
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You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.
you can still do that!!!.0 -
You sneak a peek at your medical chart (that the nurse accidentally left in the room) and it begins with ...."A 40 year old pleasant OBESE woman...."
What? Who are they talking about? My mom was here???
Oh wait....no.....that's me.0 -
when you cant see that special place cause your stomach is in the way..0
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When you work as a nurse and your 95 year old patient says "twins this time" while softly touching your belly0
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You see yourself in a picture and don't recognize that it's YOU!0
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Oh my horrors I know a lot of these well. My addition, when your waist measurement almost matches your height. =(
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When you start by wearing your boyfriend's hoody cos it's oversized and comfy before one day realising you are now wearing it cos nothing else fits.
Wearing no trousers other than jogging bottoms/ stretch pants
Panicking about what will hold your weight because you need to change the light bulb0 -
When you start by wearing your boyfriend's hoody cos it's oversized and comfy before one day realising you are now wearing it cos nothing else fits.
Me too! I can't wait for the day Doms clothes are too big for me like they used to be!!0 -
When you just ate a turtle candy while reading MFP posts
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When you can't stand for ten minutes without your knees hurting0
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Awww! Kids say the darndest! You know you're overweight when you have to leave a theme park ride after waiting 45 mins in line because the latch wouldn't go past your belly. Yup happened to me...the walk of shame past everyone in line watching!!!! Horrible!!!Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".
Damn it.
OMG that happened to be about six years ago this summer... was trying to get on my favorite ride at Busch Gardens and the bar wouldn't latch. I was so embarrassed I took off past my parents and my fiancee and ran out of the park!0 -
Using a rubber hand on my pants, so I don't have to buy new ones. You loop it through the hole and latch I on the button. Sigh.0
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when you sit down at the dinner table and the chair breaks!0
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when men say to you " I like my women nice and Chunky" Lol.:embarassed:0
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Awww! Kids say the darndest! You know you're overweight when you have to leave a theme park ride after waiting 45 mins in line because the latch wouldn't go past your belly. Yup happened to me...the walk of shame past everyone in line watching!!!! Horrible!!!Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".
Damn it.
When my kids tried to convince me there was another baby in there.
(I told them, You know why mommies so fat? Because last time I had a baby they were twins but only one ever came out." :laugh: )0 -
you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups
lol, or twins!0 -
When you're asked to play Santa for your old Primary School (6-11 for you Americans :P) aged 15.0
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When you weigh your self 5 times in a row to see if the number goes down ..Move the scale around and all..
I've done this!! lol0 -
When, no matter HOW hard you try, you come to the realization that you can't just "suck in your arms" for the annual family photo.0
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