Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • shanna0413
    shanna0413 Posts: 600 Member
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    a mug of tea hmmm guess I can burn them
  • jlnk
    jlnk Posts: 188 Member
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    A high chair...
  • JekJekums
    JekJekums Posts: 32 Member
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    my cat.

    this is my favourite!!

    i have a tv remote. typical fatty...
  • G30Grrl
    G30Grrl Posts: 377 Member
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    My "Attitude of Gratitude" coffee mug. Cool; my weapon has a handle! I can smash zombie heads in, but only AFTER finishing my coffee!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    C-4
  • kittycat613
    kittycat613 Posts: 55 Member
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    My subzero stainless steel water bottle. So, I MAY have a chance. LOL.
  • grimmaster1983
    grimmaster1983 Posts: 89
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    a ten pound note, i could bribe them to escape :D
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
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    My calculator! :ohwell: :grumble:
  • Jettatastic
    Jettatastic Posts: 22
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    The couch. Guess I'm blocking!
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
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    lol looks like we're all dead... least we'll come back and have lots of company
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
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    I've got a cushion... well, that's me gone!
  • NaturalFatty
    NaturalFatty Posts: 3 Member
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    Manila Folder! They will be getting tons of painful paper cuts from me lol
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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    a glass table/floor lamp combo with two ferns on it, so I can hide behind the ferns and maybe see the light all at the same time
    cus there is not a damn thing I can do with this to save my life,,,, kisses my butt goodbye!:sick:
  • Pronoiac
    Pronoiac Posts: 304
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    The red Sreamline stapler (yes, right out of Office Space) Solid and just heavy enough...not very efficient but it would do the trick.
  • midmomike2
    midmomike2 Posts: 213
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    my son's "spider-bot"...some sort of mechanical,robotic spider...may distract them long enough for me to get away...time to put the cardio to use!
  • Pronoiac
    Pronoiac Posts: 304
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    The couch. Guess I'm blocking!

    ^^^ Now that's the spirit that gets ya through the zombie uprising!
  • MindyBlack
    MindyBlack Posts: 954 Member
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    Piano.
    I could either block the doors with it or play it. My playing would likely send them packing. I'll have to see what the situation best calls for.
  • h0m36r0wn
    h0m36r0wn Posts: 33
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    40+ milk crates full of records... or should I say frisbees of death!
  • cawood2
    cawood2 Posts: 177 Member
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    It's either the bag of snap peas and baby carrots or the three hole punch... I can see the potential in that one. THWACK!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Crap......all I got is a remote.....,

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