Chuck Norris Facts

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  • slimmingdownsteph
    slimmingdownsteph Posts: 201 Member
    chuck norris can slam a revolving door....

    that ones always been my favorite lolol.
  • FJcntdwn2sknyluv
    FJcntdwn2sknyluv Posts: 651 Member
    OMG Okay...

    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.. only he's never cried...

    Chuck Norris got his daughters virginity back!..

    Dragon's watch how to train your Chuck Norris ..

    Chuck Norris pulls over cops!...

    :D:D:D
  • slimmingdownsteph
    slimmingdownsteph Posts: 201 Member
    Sharks dedicate a week to Chuck Norris.

    LOLOLOL YES!
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    Chuck Norris killed Kenny. :O
  • KBoddu
    KBoddu Posts: 237 Member
    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win... Forever.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Chuck_Norris-1.jpg
  • TheGlen
    TheGlen Posts: 242 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.
  • KBoddu
    KBoddu Posts: 237 Member
    Chuck Norris created Rome in a day.
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    Chuck Norris does not wait at the stop sign. The stop sign waits for Chuck Norris
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    Chuck Norris wears the food chain around his neck.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    Chuck Norris can make a stuffed animal bleed.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • poppadop89
    poppadop89 Posts: 31
    When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up...he pushes the ground down.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    Chuck Norris has a website. It's called the Internet.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.

    That is awesome.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
    Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
  • fkeehnen
    fkeehnen Posts: 9 Member
    too funny, i had not heard that one:laugh:
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    A Klondike bar would do anything for Chuck Norris.
  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
    The only person who cried the day chuck norris was born was the doctor. No one spanks chuck norris
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    Chuck Norris is an action verb.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    This...Is...Awesome!!!!
  • G30Grrl
    G30Grrl Posts: 377 Member
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
    Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
  • franktaylor24
    franktaylor24 Posts: 1
    when chuck s daughter lost her virginity.........chuck got it back
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
    There is no such thing as thunder. Only Chuck Norris' laughter.

    xD
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