Chuck Norris Facts

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  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    Chuck Norris wears the food chain around his neck.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 562 Member
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    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Chuck Norris can make a stuffed animal bleed.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • poppadop89
    poppadop89 Posts: 31
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    When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up...he pushes the ground down.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Chuck Norris has a website. It's called the Internet.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 562 Member
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    They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.

    That is awesome.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
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    Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
  • fkeehnen
    fkeehnen Posts: 9 Member
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    too funny, i had not heard that one:laugh:
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    A Klondike bar would do anything for Chuck Norris.
  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
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    The only person who cried the day chuck norris was born was the doctor. No one spanks chuck norris
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    Chuck Norris is an action verb.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    This...Is...Awesome!!!!
  • G30Grrl
    G30Grrl Posts: 377 Member
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.
  • runningathena
    runningathena Posts: 218 Member
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    Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
  • franktaylor24
    franktaylor24 Posts: 1
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    when chuck s daughter lost her virginity.........chuck got it back
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
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    There is no such thing as thunder. Only Chuck Norris' laughter.

    xD

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