MFP Haiku, because it isn't a proper forum without one...

AllanMisner
AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
Not happy with me,
My Fitness is what I seek.
Thank you, my new friends.
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  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    Not happy with me,
    My Fitness is what I seek.
    Thank you, my new friends.

    Awesome....
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Thank you!

    I thought this thread would take off...
  • bonnt
    bonnt Posts: 171 Member
    Modern day poet, you are.
  • Pepper2185
    Pepper2185 Posts: 994 Member
    All sweaty from gym
    Yum! Exercise calories
    Cheers MFP peeps!
  • sarahbear1981
    sarahbear1981 Posts: 610 Member
    Tired of the fat
    Must eat clean and work hard too
    Be a fitter me
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    Oh! A new status!
    Another friend off track. Damn.
    They say they'll be back.
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    Look! A friend request!
    But no message in the box
    I must reject this


    I don't do that, but some people are picky when it comes to those things :)
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    What do we have here?
    Exercise calories! Yay!
    But can I eat them?



    :)
  • shovav91
    shovav91 Posts: 2,335 Member
    I eat before bed
    Everything that I can find
    And look, I'm not fat!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    A pound is a pound
    Whether muscle or of fat.
    Yet another fight.
  • miss_missa07
    miss_missa07 Posts: 170
    I want to lose weight,
    so I track my calories
    with help from my friends!

    :D
  • paulmrice
    paulmrice Posts: 34 Member
    Bad Foods Taste So Good
    Damn You Little Debbie Cakes
    I will miss you so
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Nice thread! I wrote a terrible haiku, but I don't want to ruin the thread by posting it! :laugh:
    I'll post if I think of a better one. Just wanted to bump so I can read the rest as they come in
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    I knew you guys rocked! Thanks!
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    Nice thread! I wrote a terrible haiku, but I don't want to ruin the thread by posting it! :laugh:
    I'll post if I think of a better one. Just wanted to bump so I can read the rest as they come in

    Terrible haiku?
    Don't worry about that, homie
    We are all cool here

    :)


    edit: changed problem to homie to sound more hip :)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    As I lift heavy,
    Dragon Tales in the background.
    Mama breaks a sweat.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I log my homebrew
    Everything: Moderation
    Awesome is the word
  • rudegyal_b
    rudegyal_b Posts: 593 Member
    i love carbs and fats
    how much can i eat?
    probably a lot
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    i have to lift weights
    but i'm stuck on this forum
    ain't that ironic
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    bump to come back to tomorrow... i have already laughed out loud at a handful of these. but, i'll be more creative in the morning. =)
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Haiku is such fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    Walking on the track
    Walking in the runner's lane
    Get out of my way!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Haiku is such fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator

    I laughed at this one.
    Awesome plot twist at the end.
    I'm tired. Good night!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Haiku is such fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator


    LOVE!
  • Aljos
    Aljos Posts: 63 Member
    calories in,
    calories out,
    lost fat,
    never take it back...:drinker:
  • Kymmu
    Kymmu Posts: 1,650 Member
    Haiku is such fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator


    LOVE!
  • Kymmu
    Kymmu Posts: 1,650 Member
    I only eat clean
    want to be a fat burning machine
    coconut.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Much work to do
    Forum arguments abound
    Another day lost.
  • Kymmu
    Kymmu Posts: 1,650 Member
    misskourtnay makes me laugh
    I like the profile picture
    friend me.
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    I promise I'll try to make one of my own... but I had to love this randomly generated one,
    perfect for MFP in January:

    various people
    ingesting huge quantities
    starts over again

    Source: http://jamesburnsdesign.com/tests/haiku.html
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