Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch
Tubby2Toned
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List 5 each.
I am all that is man:
1: I can operate heavy equipment.
2: I've fought in cage fights.
3: One of my previous careers was a Fire Fighter
4: My previous vehicle was a lifted, black and chrome Jeep Wrangler with humungous wheels. It was badass.
5: I can go days without showering or shaving and I don't care.
A little femmy sometimes:
1: I once did aerobics in my living room dressed in spandex while listening to Maddona.
2: I cry in movies.
3: I have watched a full season of Project Runway.
4: I do clay face masks and put cucumber slices on my eyes.
5: I can't build anything from scratch and botch most repair jobs.
Your turn!
I am all that is man:
1: I can operate heavy equipment.
2: I've fought in cage fights.
3: One of my previous careers was a Fire Fighter
4: My previous vehicle was a lifted, black and chrome Jeep Wrangler with humungous wheels. It was badass.
5: I can go days without showering or shaving and I don't care.
A little femmy sometimes:
1: I once did aerobics in my living room dressed in spandex while listening to Maddona.
2: I cry in movies.
3: I have watched a full season of Project Runway.
4: I do clay face masks and put cucumber slices on my eyes.
5: I can't build anything from scratch and botch most repair jobs.
Your turn!
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Well I'm not a man (obviously) but I think I can list 5 of each.
Femme:
1. I love to get dressed up and put makeup on.
2. I have more than 20 bottles of various perfumes and body sprays.
3. I own a pink loofah.
4. I cry a lot.
5. I can easily put down a whole pound of chocolate when I'm on my period.
Butch:
1. I pass gas more than my fiance does.
2. I belch, even in public.
3. If I have an itch below the belt, I'll be damned if I don't scratch it.
4. Bacon.
5. I have a mean right hook, and am not afraid to use it.0 -
Ha Hahha!!!!0
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Femme:
1. I'm told I walk like I'm on the catwalk
2. I love to play dress up and do my hair, I love eyeliner
3. I collect perfumes & eau de toilets
4. I cry a lot at weddings. And at commercials, movies, hearing kids sing, I could cry right now
5. Instead of saying "purpley-pink", I'll say magenta. (my 2nd favourite colour)
Butch:
1. I've been told I walk like I'm on my way to kick somebody's *kitten* or assassinate someone:laugh:
2. I don't shy away from an argument and if push comes to shove, I can hold my own
3. I sometimes sit like I have balls.... big ones
4. When I'm in charge, I'm told I act like a drill sargent and expect my crew to act like grunts (I agree)
5. My burps scare babies.
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I'll play.
Femme
1. I do like me some bling. It might be ethic & silver but I wear a shed load all at the same time.
2. I have been known to cry at a movie.
3. I read romance & trashy vampire novels.
4. I sew & quilt
5. I can demolish a small mountain of chocolate when I'm hormonal.
Butch
1. I burp & fart with abanden.
2. In the last 3 years I have worn a skirt/dress exactly twice. The rest of the time I dress like a bloke, jeans, tour shirt and DM's.
3. I much prefer camping to staying in a 5* hotel.
4. I'm more comfortable in the company of fellas, girls talk about makeup & soaps. Shudder.
5. I drink pints. Of real ale.0 -
This is hilarious stuff...:laugh:0
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1) im a goddess in the kitchen and .....
2) A *kitten* in the bedroom
3)I am addicted to buying shoes
4)I wont leave the house without make-up on
5)I cry at least once a week
1) I can change a tyre and brake pads on a car
2) I have beaten men in belching competitions
3) I love rugby
4) I can drink 8 pints of lager without passing out or puking
5) I wolf whistle at men out of my car window!
God im soooo blokey:laugh:0 -
1) I can and do throw bales of hay in the summer.
2) I have a large chainsaw and cut down and cut up around 12 cord (a tractor trailer full) of firewood every year.
3) I have rebuilt dozens of diesel engines,replaced clutches and built hi performance transmissions in tractors.
4) I have rode on top of a 800-1000 hp John Deere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_6fk607pY&feature=player_embedded
5) I know how to treat a lady from the restaurant to the bedroom.
1) I love to cuddle and hold hands with a lady.
2) I am not ashamed to cry.
3) I don`t have a problem taking a bath instead of a shower.
4) Love to cook.
5) I know how to listen.
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1) I love lipstick and sparkly nail polish.
2) I read all the Twilight books.
3) I'm wearing pink.
4) I make involuntary squeaky noises when I see cute kitties or puppies.
5) There's an inordinate amount of pillows on my bed. Surely there's no actual need for more than six pillows for two people?
And on the flip side...
1) I love power tools.
2) I read all the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books.
3). I have callouses from weight lifting.
4) Poop and fart jokes are funny.
5) I get dirty in a ways that only Lava soap can handle.0 -
Femme
1. I love to dress up and wear makeup..pedicures all those girly things
2. in my head I am ALWAYS right
3. jewelry, jewelry, jewelry...luv it!!!
4. I have 2 closets...one is obviously for shoes!!
5. I luv all those romantic..lovey dovey movies..and I cry at them too
Butch
1. I can go from makeup to mud in seconds
2. I would rather hang out with guys then girls...no bs and less drama
3.I can change a tire..and drive a stick shift
4. I can fight...like a man (my daddy really wanted a boy)
5. I wear boxers as pajamas...because they are comfy!!!0 -
ha ha,,, Ok here goes:
Femme:
1) I love sparkly jewelry
2) Bath & Body Works is my second home !
3) I can sniff a shoe sale even in another state/country!
4) I hate spiders and will scream like a girl when around one
5) I love make-up
Not so Femme:
1) I shovel the driveway more than my fiance. Case in point... today! Not that this is a gender specific role but I thought I'd include it anyway
2) I am usually the one that collects the trash and recycling for garbage day
3) I try not to cry at weddings because I hate acting all gushy mushy and never buy gushy mushy romantic cards.
4) I swear like a sailor
5) I usually try to do heavy lifting myself ( eg. Moving furniture)cause I hate being weak and needing help. Sadly though... I end up needing the help!0 -
Ha! I love this!
Femme:
1. I am a shoe addict. (at least 90 pairs, mostly heels!)
2.I love trashy TV - Gossip Girl, Real Housewives
3.I can bake or cook you just about anything, and I enjoy it!
4.I love to wear dresses (especially summer dresses)
5.I am obsessed with accessories, belts, large rings, earrings...you name it!
Butch:
1.I worked at a lumber yard pointing and capping post and poles for 2 years.
2.I know how to change the oil in my car
3.I have re-tiled my entire bathroom myself (including demo... and loved every minute)
4.I love cars-fast cars
5.I could watch MMA or UFC all day long.0 -
1) I like to shop
2) I'm turning the spare room (it's tiny) into a walk-in wardrobe when we move later this year, so I can buy lots of clothes and shoes.
3) My emotions can change really quickly
4) I like girly chick flicks
5) I get broody over all my friends kids
On the other side:
1) I lift heavy things
2) I burp & fart
3) I hardly ever wear make up
4) I like assembling / building stuff
5) Bloody and gory films don't phase me - I love them!0 -
FEMME:
- I love to wear sundresses.
- I love sexy shoes
- Never leave the house without wearing lip gloss
- I believe a woman should cook for her man (sexist, maybe, but that's how I was raised)
- My favorite color is PINK!
BUTCH:
- I drive a firetruck
- I can fix many things when they break
- I know how to change a flat tire
- I do not like chic flicks
- I can be very stubborn in arguments (especially if I have legit reasons to back me up)0 -
HiLARious!
Femme:
1. I own over one hundred pairs of earrings... most of them large enough for small dogs to jump through
2. My toenails are always painted
3. I bake like a domestic goddess
4. I squeal like a girl over cockroaches
5. If I had an unlimited supply of water and no conscience I could spend my whole life in a hot shower.
Butch:
1. I use power tools most days... including jackhammers
2. I catch spiders
3. I have bigger feet and hands than most men I know
4. I drink beer, and like it
5. I've only ever driven stick shifts0 -
Femme~
~I have over 100 bottles of nail polish
~LOVE LOVE makeup and eye shadows
~Love to bake and create
~Love to shop and get new clothes
~pink and purple are my favorite colors
(the Femme part was hard to think of stuff, lol..)
Butch~
I won the burping contest at my wedding
I out fart my husband and kids
I swear like a sailor and F**K is my favorite word
I have a Black Belt in Karate
I retiled 2 bathrooms and put in a toilet and sink and did the plumbing..0 -
Femme:
1. I LOVE high heels!
2. I love dressing up in frilly dresses.
3. Love all things tea and tea parties.
4. Love a good pedicure.
5. Love high fashion clothing, even though I don't get to wear it. :laugh:
Butch:
1.I love big trucks!
2. Love flying down bumpy dirt roads in above mentioned big trucks!
3. Hopelessly addicted to riding mechanical bulls.
4. Totally love spending the day fishing.
5. Love refurbishing homes, our family had a business doing it when I was growing up.0 -
1. I LOVE to dress up.
2. I never go out without makeup.
3. I cry at the ASPCA commercials.
4. I love holding babies.
5. I toss my hair all the time.
1. I yell and scream at football games just as much as the boys.
2. I prefer beer to wine.
3. I love to shoot guns.
4. I drool over fast cars.
5. I just broke the first two rules of Fight Club...0 -
Fun topic!
Femme:
1. I wear high heels as often as possible
2. I always prefer a bath to a shower
3. No matter what, I make time to give myself a weekly manicure
4. Interior design blogs make me weak in the knees
5. Chic Lit is my weakness at the library
Manly:
1. I change the brakes on my car, without even thinking about it.
2. I have a multitude of trophy's for "best shotgun shot" in my garage
3. Every time I see my brother, he gets a wet willie then we end up hitting each other
4. Hockey fights rock!
5. Many of my high school friends still refer to me by my last name.0 -
1) I can and do throw bales of hay in the summer.
2) I have a large chainsaw and cut down and cut up around 12 cord (a tractor trailer full) of firewood every year.
3) I have rebuilt dozens of diesel engines,replaced clutches and built hi performance transmissions in tractors.
4) I have rode on top of a 800-1000 hp John Deere.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_6fk607pY&feature=player_embedded
5) I know how to treat a lady from the restaurant to the bedroom.
1) I love to cuddle and hold hands with a lady.
2) I am not ashamed to cry.
3) I don`t have a problem taking a bath instead of a shower.
4) Love to cook.
5) I know how to listen.
:smokin:
I think Carl's the perfect man!
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What the hell im bored:
Man Side!
Krav maga trained fighter
pain is like candy, i eat it
drive big black truck
lift heavy things and put them down
Metro Side
face and body products take up bathroom counter
to many clothes in my closet,
tons of shoes
I will tan when it gets closer to summer
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Femme:
1. My nails (fingers and toes) are almost always painted. I even do designs. I own over 50 shades.
2. I crochet. My hats are awesome!
3. I have a lot of fuschia accessories. My laptop desk included.
4. I love make up. I probably own too much eye shadow, but I love playing with different colors.
5. I cry easily.
Butch:
1. I wear mens deodorant. I love the smell of degree sports. Plus it holds up longer than girly stuff.
2. I burp/fart like a man, I have gotten into farting contests with my dad. Sadly I've never won though.
3. My favorite jacket was bought in the mens department. It's army camo with a grey hoodie underneath and it's fantastic!
4. I kept a pair of my exes sweat pants and still wear them.. they are very manly. I don't care.
5. I can weld and use a plasma cutter like it's nobody's business.0 -
What the hell im bored:
Man Side!
Krav maga trained fighter
pain is like candy, i eat it
drive big black truck
lift heavy things and put them down
Metro Side
face and body products take up bathroom counter
to many clothes in my closet,
tons of shoes
I will tan when it gets closer to summer
I like to shop
"I life things up and put them down, I lift things up and put them down"
Hahaha Love that commercial. :laugh:0 -
1) I can and do throw bales of hay in the summer.
2) I have a large chainsaw and cut down and cut up around 12 cord (a tractor trailer full) of firewood every year.
3) I have rebuilt dozens of diesel engines,replaced clutches and built hi performance transmissions in tractors.
4) I have rode on top of a 800-1000 hp John Deere.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_6fk607pY&feature=player_embedded
5) I know how to treat a lady from the restaurant to the bedroom.
1) I love to cuddle and hold hands with a lady.
2) I am not ashamed to cry.
3) I don`t have a problem taking a bath instead of a shower.
4) Love to cook.
5) I know how to listen.
:smokin:
I think Carl's the perfect man!
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Femme
1. I love to watch sappy chick flicks to relive the days when I thought fairy tale endings were out of my reach.
2. I secretly wish I knew more about applying makeup.
3. I paint my nails all sorts of weirdo colours.
4. I occasionally enjoy the colour pink when it's coupled with purple, green, black, or blue.
5. I have grown to love dresses.
Butch
1. I like to jump into the middle of fights to protect the "little guy/girl".
2. My everyday look is jeans, t-shirts, and skate shoes with my hair thrown up in a messy bun.
3. I'm a sports fanatic - Michael Jordan is my idol.
4. I spit, burp, and fart whenever and wherever I feel the need.
5. My favourite movies are action flicks - explosions, guns, bombings, etc make my adrenaline rush.0 -
Manly:
1. I ride a Suzuki Katana 600
2. I am a black belt in karate, and can literally kill you with my barehands
3. I know my way around a toolshed
4. I play hockey
5. I treat my lady like a princess
Not so manly:
1. I really dont care about watching sports on TV
2. I do all the cooking in our relationship (IMO is not unmanly, but others listed it. Baking is unmanly though)
3. My girl waxs and tweases my eyebrows (she is a hair stylist though)
4. I watch true blood (not sure if that counts either)
5. I dont have any clue on fixing my car, apart from changing a tire, the oil, or fanbelt. I come from a family of mechanics which makes it a bit embarassing0 -
Butch
1. I do most of my own car care
2. I move heavy furniture by myself
3. I check women out (women are Gods best and worst creation :laugh: )
4. I can't coordinate my clothes well
5. I built my own shed on the side yard
Femme
1. I wear earings
2. I have long hair
3. I can (and do) cook
4. I can iron and sew
5. I like to smell good.0 -
Femme side
1. I love high heels
2. I love chic flicks
3. nothing beats a good pedicure
4. I have no fear of reading a trashy romance novel in public
5. I can name all the spice girls
Butch:
1. I know more about sports then most guys I know (even sports I don't really like)
2. I am competative to a fault
3. dutch ovens are the ultimate revenge
4. I prefer to drive a stick shift
5. I usually forget to put the toliet paper on the dispenser, it usually sits on the counter next to the toilet.0 -
I've read every post. These are great!0
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Metro:
1 - I cry when I argue with my GF
2 - I cry when I have to take my daughter back to her mothers
3 - I cry at sad movies
4 - I cry at most things designed to make you cry :laugh:
4 - I like to cook
5 - I like clothes shopping, shopping for make up/shoes etc for the and with misses
6 - I love cuddling up, kissing her all over and down below for ages
Manside
1 - I lift and press some seriously heavy weights in the gym (e.g. over half a tonne on the leg press)
2 - I love cars and tweak them
3 - I live in jeans or joggers and a tee
4 - I love almost raw steak (bluer the better)
5 - Love american muscle cars
6 - Nothing better than looking at b00bies
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