My husband just grabbed his...

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Guys: Take your wiener and put it over your wrist, ask you wife if she likes you new watch. works every time.
    How FUNNY!! I peed myself just a little...
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    I'm guessing guys should just emote, cry, and share their feelings. No sense letting that T-strone drive our lives.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    All of the above and more. After 20years of being together it is still fun.

    But as an added extra we "stealth" each other. This entails creeping around the house like ninjas and leaping out unexpectedly or just creeping up behind him so that when he turns around you are THERE in his face. I swear one of us is going to have a heart attack one of these days,

    Oh and I like to flash him when he is on the phone one look at those puppies in a push up bra and he is stammering and stuttering trying not to laugh. :love:

    Bahahaha! We do the "stealth" thing too. I am better at creeping up behind him, he just likes to hide around corners. Instead of flashing him when he is on the phone, I moon him...he's as *kitten* guy, so ya know! :love:
    LOL Stealth works even better if you wait quietly behind the bathroom door...
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    God bless the men who hump our *kitten*.... Seriously ladies, enjoy your husbands/bf/whatever and take it as a compliment. He still wants you.

    Now go take those panties out of a wad and have sex for the next couple hours in every position you can get into and have fun!

    (FYI, this is meant to be funny in case someone gets offended)

    He's asleep.... Can I do that tomo?

    Morning sex is awesome.

    Agreed! Once morning breath isn't too bad! Right off to bed... I'm up early :smooched: :love:
  • kriskaryl
    kriskaryl Posts: 120 Member
    My husband kisses the back of my neck, too. He wraps his arms around me and hugs me while I'm mixing his protein drink or making his lunch. It makes me feel very sexy, safe, and loved.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    My fiance loves to come up behind me and kiss my neck while I'm cooking, or he puts his penis in my face while I'm on the phone. Our heights also line up so that his package is where my belly button is, so he loves to try to stick it in my belly button -.-

    I laughed so hard I am almost crying.

    I was on the phone to my mother when my other half came out of the shower, with a towel wrapped around him like a girl, and started singing "Happy Birthday" like Marilyn Monroe and dancing "sexy".

    I was going PURPLE in the face trying not to laugh, but he's goofy and always does that kind of stuff.
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    It's not about you, it's about him!

    ^^ this and yes its constant and if I bend down anywhere near him forget it.....
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I have a rule!
    If the bra is on they are off limits. If the bra is off they are all his!

    I think I will be implementing that rule! My bra is already big enough on me now, and I can't afford to go buy a proper one. He loves to grab at it and stretch it to try to get my boobs out. I'm like, stop stretching my braaaa! lol If he wants it off, he may take it off, but damn it don't ruin my bra, it was 45 smackers!
  • 30yearssincebikini
    30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
    My husband kisses the back of my neck, too. He wraps his arms around me and hugs me while I'm mixing his protein drink or making his lunch. It makes me feel very sexy, safe, and loved.

    Aww, how sweet. Mine does that too, but his hands have a mind of their own.
  • Kali112
    Kali112 Posts: 87 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    three.
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww


    Does he have a brother?
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    It's now to the point where I run up the stairs when I'm in front of a man because they ALWAYS insist on grabbing my *kitten*. I remember once when I was brushing my teeth and my boyfriend (at the time), butt humped me while I was rinsing my mouth. Ended up bumping my head into the vanity mirror. SUUUUUUUUPER SEXY, let me tell ya.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    It's now to the point where I run up the stairs when I'm in front of a man because they ALWAYS insist on grabbing my *kitten*. I remember once when I was brushing my teeth and my boyfriend (at the time), butt humped me while I was rinsing my mouth. Ended up bumping my head into the vanity mirror. SUUUUUUUUPER SEXY, let me tell ya.

    lol, I've done that too!
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    My hubby does this aswell..... I don't get hot and bothered, I just look at him and roll my eyes. I think he just likes to feel them sometimes! BUT be careful not to play around with his junk like that, he WILL get turned on by it! LOL
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    three.

    Four!
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    yes. He also does the heli-cockter. Gets me sooooo hot and bothered lol. Not.
  • princilam99
    princilam99 Posts: 56 Member
    If he didn't do it you would probably complain about it. Just laugh and enjoy it.
  • donitaj01
    donitaj01 Posts: 21
    Nope, I DO IT!!!!! Seriously though we can't do much as the morality police start barking (we have two Shelties). We do get our little grabs in though on the sly!

    hee hee hee! "morality police"! I love shelties!
  • rob_v
    rob_v Posts: 270 Member
    Are we supposed to get all hot and bothered by this?

    Yes...yes you are ;)
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    Guys: Take your wiener and put it over your wrist, ask you wife if she likes you new watch. works every time.

    Or if you're lucky, you can ask her if she likes your new belt. :wink:
  • dawnstrassburg
    dawnstrassburg Posts: 46
    And the say romance is dead....:love:
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    We have a system in order for the playful groping. He knows if I'm wearing a short skirt or dress, his normal allowance of gropage is upped. And he's very careful to ask, especially if I'm baking all day since he ends up following me around the kitchen like a lost puppy, so he checks now and then "Am I objectifying you, or is this still playful?"
    It sounds so funny, but I've chewed him out in the past for when I was trying to get something done and the boy would not get off my *kitten*, to the point where I was running into counter corners. There's a line between playful and objectifying, but he's got it down pretty great. I love that he is still affectionate, even after six years of marriage and two little ones.
    I'm really sad for everyone that doesn't/can't play this way with their SO.
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    Yeah, but it's funnier to do the reverse though: when your girlfriend/wife is talking on the phone, you just get your pants down and start dancing around while shaking "it", or grab her boobies at that moment...

    Then you see how inefficient at multitasking they can be sometimes...
  • dhencel
    dhencel Posts: 244 Member
    With my weight gain, I now have boobs... I hate them.. Of course, my husband loves them...But my friend was just diagnosed with breast cancer and may lose hers...So if my husband wants to do "whatever" he does to them, I'm not complaining. I just hope I can lose a few pounds there to make me happy with them....
  • pascale485
    pascale485 Posts: 173 Member
    He's just joking around, lighten up.

    Boobies are fun.

    my thought!
  • Lindy901
    Lindy901 Posts: 71 Member
    We have a system in order for the playful groping. He knows if I'm wearing a short skirt or dress, his normal allowance of gropage is upped. And he's very careful to ask, especially if I'm baking all day since he ends up following me around the kitchen like a lost puppy, so he checks now and then "Am I objectifying you, or is this still playful?"
    It sounds so funny, but I've chewed him out in the past for when I was trying to get something done and the boy would not get off my *kitten*, to the point where I was running into counter corners. There's a line between playful and objectifying, but he's got it down pretty great. I love that he is still affectionate, even after six years of marriage and two little ones.
    I'm really sad for everyone that doesn't/can't play this way with their SO.

    Love that especially "Am I objectifying...?" We do a lot of playful groping also.

    This thread was a lot of fun to read but I can't get through all of it.
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    It's now to the point where I run up the stairs when I'm in front of a man because they ALWAYS insist on grabbing my *kitten*. I remember once when I was brushing my teeth and my boyfriend (at the time), butt humped me while I was rinsing my mouth. Ended up bumping my head into the vanity mirror. SUUUUUUUUPER SEXY, let me tell ya.

    lol, I've done that too!


    Haha, I am in no way shocked by that.
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    He's just joking around, lighten up.

    Boobies are fun.

    haha, this :wink:
  • Roni_M
    Roni_M Posts: 717 Member
    Constantly. I used to think he'd grow out if it, but he hasn't. Maybe when we are in our 40's.

    Ummm....probably not! 23 years together, he turned forty this year and the boob grabbing is still amusing to him. Generally he comes up from behind and grabs hold while I'm trying to cook dinner. I try to see how long I can ignore him....yes this leads to him plastered to my back while I go from fridge to stove to counter! Usually I only last a few minutes before I start laughing. He also does the teenage smooth move of yawning, stretching, then "accidentally" grabbing boob when he puts his arm around me. I don't think he'll ever grow up... But in all fairness I pinch his *kitten* all the time!
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