Things you say to your scale

tam120
tam120 Posts: 444 Member
edited November 10 in Chit-Chat
Today I actually said: You Rock!

Do you talk to your scale? Do you ever say nice things?
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  • alorick
    alorick Posts: 194
    "You stubborn little *kitten*."
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    your having a sick day ok see you next week hope you feel better
  • sexycheesemonkey
    sexycheesemonkey Posts: 196 Member
    I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...
  • Jessie544
    Jessie544 Posts: 127 Member
    one of the following....

    Good Day: F**K YEAH!

    Bad Day: F**K YOU!

    that's about all the variation... lol
  • amoffatt
    amoffatt Posts: 674 Member
    Un mentionables! :grumble: I have actually taken my scale out and thrown it away after hardwork when it didnt really budge. Then I had to buy a new one!
  • arnoswife
    arnoswife Posts: 228 Member
    since mine actually has color codes to it when it tells you your weight, I always scream "GO GREEN"!! Green means you have lost, yellow means stable and red means you were bad, oh so bad and gained!!! LOL
  • erin_zuk
    erin_zuk Posts: 226 Member
    I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...

    sounds like me - "come on...come on...please be lower than last time!!!"
  • thor1god1of1awesome
    thor1god1of1awesome Posts: 481 Member
    on a good day "I love you, your my bff!"
    On a bad day "you dirty rotten peice of filth how dare you do that me. Go burn in hell mfer
  • Mrsairforce
    Mrsairforce Posts: 130
    Make up your mind, is it down .4 or .6.
  • FireTigerSoul
    FireTigerSoul Posts: 268 Member
    Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right. :(
  • shrdlicka23
    shrdlicka23 Posts: 73
    FRUIT YOU, MOTHERFRUITER!

    *I use the word fruit instead of the f bomb.
  • burstchair
    burstchair Posts: 40
    Good days- "that's what I'm talking about bro!"
    Bad days- "you freaking jerk!"
    my scale is a dude btw
  • burstchair
    burstchair Posts: 40
    Good days- "that's what I'm talking about bro!"
    Bad days- "you freaking jerk!"
    my scale is a dude btw
  • mrlazy1967
    mrlazy1967 Posts: 285 Member
    Oh, for f**k's sake!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    you *kitten*!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    "Go to hell!"

    "That's better!"

    "WHAT?!" (can be both good and bad)
  • VeganPanda
    VeganPanda Posts: 582 Member
    I love this! And agree with them all. Haha.
  • SparkleDoomPony
    SparkleDoomPony Posts: 30 Member
    I generally threaten it's life, happiness, and well-being if it doesn't show me a lower number than last time.


    Also at my house the scale is known as "the crying machine," because stepping on it makes you want to cry.
  • жжжж
    жжжж Posts: 12
    Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right. :(

    Keep to the right!
  • mskari77
    mskari77 Posts: 142
    one of the following....

    Good Day: F**K YEAH!

    Bad Day: F**K YOU!

    that's about all the variation... lol

    This!! :)
  • жжжж
    жжжж Posts: 12
    My scale and I are not on speaking terms.
  • alexbelly
    alexbelly Posts: 277 Member
    LIAR !
  • musclefat2k
    musclefat2k Posts: 89 Member
    MUTHAF@#$% WHAT????
  • sassygamma
    sassygamma Posts: 84 Member
    I have never been to nice to my scale, i know it wishes it had a better home. But lately i think it is rethinking it self, i have been playing nice for a few weeks now, so maybe it will learn to love me...
  • lcchrt
    lcchrt Posts: 234 Member
    I honestly laugh. If I lost Im happy on a certain woman level, if I gain I feel like I'm gaining muscle from lifting. The only time I kick it back under the piano in rage is when I maintain!
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    f--- you

    yes, i do say that to my scale. lol
  • 77tes
    77tes Posts: 8,572 Member
    LIAR !

    ^^this!^^ Sometimes I add, "Pants on fire!":explode:
  • icewindfirex
    icewindfirex Posts: 118
    On my bad days:

    "You must be broken."

    :laugh:
  • xYumzx
    xYumzx Posts: 953 Member
    Good Day : YAY! *does alittle dance*
    Bad Day : awwe poor little thing would you like to be replaced play nice now!
  • CSummers316
    CSummers316 Posts: 74
    I call it a panty waist because it can't weigh a bubba like me! At least not accurately worth a darn.

    Now the scale at work, it can weigh me. and usually if I say anything at all to it, it is something like "Hells yeah" on good days and "I will destroy you!" on the bad
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