Things you say to your scale
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My scale and I are not on speaking terms.0
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LIAR !0
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MUTHAF@#$% WHAT????0
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I have never been to nice to my scale, i know it wishes it had a better home. But lately i think it is rethinking it self, i have been playing nice for a few weeks now, so maybe it will learn to love me...0
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I honestly laugh. If I lost Im happy on a certain woman level, if I gain I feel like I'm gaining muscle from lifting. The only time I kick it back under the piano in rage is when I maintain!0
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f--- you
yes, i do say that to my scale. lol0 -
LIAR !
^^this!^^ Sometimes I add, "Pants on fire!":explode:0 -
On my bad days:
"You must be broken."
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Good Day : YAY! *does alittle dance*
Bad Day : awwe poor little thing would you like to be replaced play nice now!0 -
I call it a panty waist because it can't weigh a bubba like me! At least not accurately worth a darn.
Now the scale at work, it can weigh me. and usually if I say anything at all to it, it is something like "Hells yeah" on good days and "I will destroy you!" on the bad0 -
Bad day: "Damn it!"
Good day: giant cheesy grin0 -
I call mine Stupid A LOT! lol If its playing nice I usually just smile at it.0
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Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right.
Keep to the right!
Lol, I would, but now I'm wondering which one is accurate...I hope it's the right!0 -
i usually only say vile things to my scale. Ive threatened it more times than I care to admit.0
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Lately I've been telling it to fvck off.0
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*insert bad words here*0
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Good day ... . atta girl ..
Bad dqy .. ...> what da f**k!! piece a sh**!0 -
NO.0
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I honestly laugh. If I lost Im happy on a certain woman level, if I gain I feel like I'm gaining muscle from lifting. The only time I kick it back under the piano in rage is when I maintain!
Love it0 -
Recently? Why can't you agree with my pants... they keep falling down (need to find my belt) but the scale is stubbornly steady.0
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