Things you say to your scale

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  • Cysso
    Cysso Posts: 68 Member
    Often it's "What you talkin about, Willis???" with an eyebrow raise. Especially with a gain...
  • Tonyjb2012
    Tonyjb2012 Posts: 19 Member
    Cmon cmon or i think it off alotabit
  • chaoticxinsane
    chaoticxinsane Posts: 54
    "Because air totally weighs 2.5 pounds you [expletive] piece of [expletive]. [expletive] you. I just [expletive] fixed you last [expletive] week."

    ... and then I kick it a little. XD

    That stupid thing's further from being properly calibrated than when the scale at the deli was hanging half off the counter and no one noticed. I'm just giving up on it and using the one at my parents when I visit every week. They have a nice one that isn't as old as I am.
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
    I hate you! I'm not stepping on you anymore (this never lasts longer than a week).
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    *as it's searching for a number...*

    "Lie to me."




    It doesn't lie.
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    "No funny business."
  • bemott
    bemott Posts: 180
    "thank you,"
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
    I ask it why it adds a pound after I pee...

    curse you inventor of such a devilish device!
  • PodWif
    PodWif Posts: 16
    "...now?"
    Steps off, steps on.
    "... now?"
    Steps off, steps on.
    Shifts around, bends knees.
    "...now?"

    This, definitely this, after all the moving around then followed either by a "sweet", "this can't be right?", or a "it most be water, i'm going to avoid you for a week and try again"
  • Sanvita58
    Sanvita58 Posts: 122 Member
    While mounting on the scale...holding hands together and saying loud...please please please please please....and when the blinker stops...the reaction........oh man...... not again.....
  • echoica
    echoica Posts: 339 Member
    Hmmmmm I am coming to the realization reading this thread that I don't say very nice things to my wii balance board... :P
  • jazziesaj11
    jazziesaj11 Posts: 351 Member
    LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. xD Mabye not aloud but my little "talks" range from... holding my breathe for dear life and pleading for a loss and not a gain, using many profanities on the poor evil *kitten* for not showing me smaller #'s, and then thanking it every so often for the lower weight. XD
  • Cakepiebeer
    Cakepiebeer Posts: 392
    I don't have conversations with scales. That's ridiculous...
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Often it's " Cruella you b****" Yes I named her Cruella for obvious reasons.
    I've threatened her with the use of a sledge hammer on more than one occassion....she's not intimidated.
  • tam120
    tam120 Posts: 444 Member
    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • manasunshine
    manasunshine Posts: 130
    sadly, i always say something like 'ahh come on' with disappointment and disbelief lol
    but thats about to change. next WI im hoping i'll say something nice =p
  • s_waser
    s_waser Posts: 92
    WHAT!! Let me try again!!
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    I mainly use hand gestures.....
  • JimandLin
    JimandLin Posts: 76 Member
    You gotta be kidding me!:angry:
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    On a day when it doesn't go down I usually tell it it's full of *kitten*
  • lilkitn
    lilkitn Posts: 25 Member
    I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...

    sounds like me - "come on...come on...please be lower than last time!!!"

    Yeah, that's pretty much what I do too! lol
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

    ^^^ now THAT's hilarious!

    Do I talk to my scale? Yes. Do I say anything nice to it? No! I just got a new scale, tho, so maybe I'll stop cussing it and start saying nice things!

    Showing my age!!!! But that has got to be one of SNL's best!!!!

    Yup -- and useful in a variety of situations as I have found throughout the years...
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 856 Member
    I usually growl a little or if it goes down, like today, i smiled and said "thanks".
  • Moonbeamlissie
    Moonbeamlissie Posts: 504 Member
    I weigh in on the wii, so you know it can "see" me so um.. on bad days and when i step on and it says "ohhhhh" like you weigh a ton I usually give it the middle finger!! lol My favorite saying to is "are you sure this is right?" "Maybe I need to move you to another part of the floor"
  • monkeypantz
    monkeypantz Posts: 288 Member
    I let if know how easily replaceable it is!
  • oneIT
    oneIT Posts: 388 Member
    We are not on speaking terms right now.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.

    I got on this morning.

    Scale said, "One person at a time, please."

    Me: "*kitten* you."
  • gipperakh
    gipperakh Posts: 102 Member
    "Oh for cryin' out loud!!" or "nuh uh...really?"
  • bluezy83
    bluezy83 Posts: 20
    We are not on speaking terms right now.

    i have a no contact order with mine :laugh:
  • meglynne1987
    meglynne1987 Posts: 382 Member
    Good Day: "Yeah Buddy!" ---- Followed by the happy dance. :)

    Bad Day: "Really?!?!?" or "Seriously?!?" .... "Must be broken" LOL

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