Best pick up line you ever heard

polo571
polo571 Posts: 708 Member
edited November 10 in Chit-Chat
My favorite I hear was in a bar by a woman to me....If your going to play hard to get, I'm going to play who the F!@k wants yah!
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  • M77308
    M77308 Posts: 183
    I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
  • caligirl2802
    caligirl2802 Posts: 232 Member
    My clothes are gonna look great on your bedroom floor!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    My friend and I were down on 6th street for my 18th birthday, which landed when Texas Relays were in town. Anyways, it was PACKED! She was wearing a red halter top. THis guy just came up to her and said "hey little red, let me ride your hood" Most ORIGINAL pick up line I've ever heard. It was awesome.

    Another time, I was out at a bar, and this guy came and sat next to me, and said "you are the cutest space alien I have ever seen" and even though it was lame, it took guts, and we had a very nice conversation and even went on a few dates :)
  • oneder080
    oneder080 Posts: 20 Member
    I was working as a cashier and this guy asked if he could take me out sometime. I said, "thank you, but Im married." He says, "that's alright, he can come too. I'll show him how to really treat a lady." Even my husband agreed that was a pretty good one!
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    "I'll grab you're coat, you've pulled a gentleman" :smile:
  • needtolose50lbs
    needtolose50lbs Posts: 68
    I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

    OMG! Nice.Never heard that one before.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    "I have a jeep."

    WTF? lol ok! I want you so bad...already :laugh:
  • Sl1ghtly
    Sl1ghtly Posts: 855 Member
    "Wanna go shoot some old computer monitors I found in a dumpster?"
  • blueyegrl
    blueyegrl Posts: 248 Member
    "You have huge boobs" - said by my hubby to be when we first met. He was 12 I was 14. We hooked up 13 years later. LMAO He had the moves even back then. :wink:
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    One time, many years ago, I went on a date to a concert with a guy that I met at the library. We met at my art studio in the art dept. at the college I was attending. We got extraordinarily tipsy and started drawing things together then he washed the charcoal from my hands, turned out the lights and turned up the music on the radio. Grabbed me and we started spontaneously dancing and he whispered in my ear "My God, your hair smells like moonlight" And we weren't even late for the concert, but didn't sleep for several days after that LOL Too bad I found out he was cheating on his g/f :(((( Losers often have awesome pickup lines. Or they gravitate to me... or both.
  • lisasdoinit
    lisasdoinit Posts: 216 Member
    i am a SUCKER for really good pick up lines.
    there was an email a few years ago "top 10 pick up lines" - it was a joke really, as most of them were terribly cheesy - and i loved each and every one.

    WARNING: lewd.

    So i'm at the park with my sister her b/f and this guy "that just sort of showed up" - yeah right. I was not happy about the obvious set up and pretty much ignored him..although he had a fab british accent ;)

    At one point he says "hey lisa!" and i look over and he's doing that crooking of the finger motion to come over to see him..my body language was clear ..really? you think that's cool? (although the smirk on my face was testament to a "dirty dancing scene" flashback).

    So i walked over and said "yesss?" all sassy like..and he leaned down and whispered in my ear "i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the other 9".

    we dated for a few months;)
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    My go to line: "Why are you still wearing a shirt?"

    PM me your phone number if it worked, thanks.
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    Im not the kind of girl guys use pick up lines on but Im working to be the type they use them on! lol
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

    OMG that's horrible! I would have to slap him for that one!
  • thinmintme
    thinmintme Posts: 63 Member
    i am a SUCKER for really good pick up lines.
    there was an email a few years ago "top 10 pick up lines" - it was a joke really, as most of them were terribly cheesy - and i loved each and every one.

    WARNING: lewd.

    So i'm at the park with my sister her b/f and this guy "that just sort of showed up" - yeah right. I was not happy about the obvious set up and pretty much ignored him..although he had a fab british accent ;)

    At one point he says "hey lisa!" and i look over and he's doing that crooking of the finger motion to come over to see him..my body language was clear ..really? you think that's cool? (although the smirk on my face was testament to a "dirty dancing scene" flashback).

    So i walked over and said "yesss?" all sassy like..and he leaned down and whispered in my ear "i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the other 9".

    we dated for a few months;)

    Lewd yet brilliant! lol :p
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
    I picked up a guy at a bar a few weeks ago. And after flirting with him a bit, I just flat out asked him, "Did you want to go make out in the parking lot?"

    He replied with, "Sure."

    And we went out and made out standing next to his truck in the drizzling rain. I returned to the inside of the bar a little while later, with a hickey the size of a golf ball on my neck.
  • NikkiPsuedoDupuis
    NikkiPsuedoDupuis Posts: 56 Member
    I think the best one I've heard was "F$%& me if I'm wrong....but isn't that Elvis?" I laughed :laugh:
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
    She was wearing a red halter top. THis guy just came up to her and said "hey little red, let me ride your hood" Most ORIGINAL pick up line I've ever heard. It was awesome.

    usually, lines are clever if the guy is cute, cheesy if he's not. this one? well done, sir.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Hi my name is Jeff. Works 100% of the time 87% of the time.
  • kuunsilta
    kuunsilta Posts: 126 Member
    Guys usually don't use pick up lines on me, but one of my gal friends turned to me once and jokingly said, "I'm a pirate looking for treasure. Can I see your chest?"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
  • M77308
    M77308 Posts: 183
    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

    hahahahahahahaha
  • cruiseking
    cruiseking Posts: 338 Member
    I couldn't give up my best material here in an open forum.
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
    I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

    Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

    Most girls response - "Hehehe."

    My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

    They've been married 42 years this September.
  • Tubby2Toned
    Tubby2Toned Posts: 130 Member
    A very Christian girl I was in too put me off for months. Then one day walked up and said:
    "Wanna sin with me?"

    :noway:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Can I rub your head?

    Works on me every time!
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
    I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

    Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

    Most girls response - "Hehehe."

    My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

    They've been married 42 years this September.

    :laugh: Love this!

    I had a guy in a bar come up and ask me, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Don't know! "Enough to break the ice, my name is ..." as he shook my hand. He meant it to be cute/funny, and hey, he DID break the ice!

    Some guy was hitting on me outside the mens room while my husband (then boyfriend) was in the bathroom. He told me he'd offer to buy me a drink, but he was out of drink tickets (smooth). I replied, don't worry, my boyfriend will buy me a drink when he gets out here. And he says, "Boyfriend huh? So you're technically single then." Uh, what? Maybe on my taxes.
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
    My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"
  • patricknsmith
    patricknsmith Posts: 261 Member
    My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"

    That's wrong, but freaking hilarious...
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    "You have 'biblical' legs.....they go from earth all the way to heaven".......cracked me up!
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