Oddest reasons someone has given you for ending a relationsh

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  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Three days after giving me a promise ring for Christmas, my ex-boyfriend stopped communicating with me. Period. No explaination...just poof. That was the oddest ending for me...ever.
  • leogirl724
    leogirl724 Posts: 73
    my last boyfriend broke up with me because i'm white. true story.

    I believe you... a guy I went out with senior year in college dumped me when his parents finally had a chance to meet me and instantly told him, "You will NOT bring home that black girl...you can go out with her for fun, but that's it."

    Wow.... that is just wow... basically saying you can have sex just don't bring her home..... Gotta love that racism ! People should be euthanized.
    AMEN!
  • niknak30
    niknak30 Posts: 58
    My last boyfriend (of three years) broke up with me because I didn't accidently fall pregnant. Yes, you heard right....... he figured that I would just accidently fall pregnant and provide him with the child he wanted. That said, he saw the pill packet beside the bed and watched me take it every night before bed........weirdo! Also, he never actually sai to me " hey babe, how about we try for a baby!"
    Just think what a little communication would have done.

    I know what it would have done....... it would have trapped me to him forever........ and I am so thankful I am not with someone who can't even have a discussion!
  • laineyluma
    laineyluma Posts: 358 Member
    I couldn't find some hedge clippers. He said "fine, but don't ever talk to me again".

    LOL. Was he serious?!
  • JessicaHoskins
    JessicaHoskins Posts: 116
    I just wasn't into as much of the sex like he was.
  • rpphillip
    rpphillip Posts: 230 Member
    your like a sister!:huh:
  • mrsmadewell2012
    mrsmadewell2012 Posts: 12
    A week shy of us dating for one year he told me "i just want to be alone." i dont know about anyone else here, but that was pretty weird for me. It hurt but right now I'm laughing about it because I'm married with a son and now he wants me back! HAHA :laugh:

    oh yeah, that was my sophomore year in high school. I'm 20 now. HAHA
  • mrsmadewell2012
    mrsmadewell2012 Posts: 12
    I just wasn't into as much of the sex like he was.

    I had a boyfriend like that. But I never wanted it because I was a virgin and I didnt want it from him at the time. haha
  • ejoy319
    ejoy319 Posts: 104
    A guy I went out with a few times who prided himself on his great communication skills... sent me an email to let me know that I was not weight proportionate enough for him.... LOL... what does that even mean... not big enough on top... too big on bottom... I'm a bobble head... I don't know but my friends and I have had some good laughs over it.
  • AngelikaLumiere
    AngelikaLumiere Posts: 862 Member
    I had a guy tell me I wasn't "petite enough" so I set him up with my 5'1" tiny waisted, blond blue eyed friend just to see if she was "petite enough" She wasn't. We both had college degrees and after comparing notes decided we weren't mentally petite enough for him and he was way too "petit" for us.
  • liljgrafix
    liljgrafix Posts: 177
    One day i want to run for office. and you being a single mother would look bad on my record... yaa. true story
  • AmyMK
    AmyMK Posts: 164
    I'm too tall when I wear heels...
  • Lovinmama
    Lovinmama Posts: 38
    Hmm Ive been told "im not into having a gf right now" a week later he had another girl friend but was still trying to get me back.
    Also was told "I dont have time for you"
    i think the funniest was "i thought we could just fool around..." LOL !
  • AmyMK
    AmyMK Posts: 164
    Hmm Ive been told "im not into having a gf right now" a week later he had another girl friend but was still trying to get me back.
    Also was told "I dont have time for you"
    i think the funniest was "i thought we could just fool around..." LOL !

    I thought we could fool around...I hate that one!
  • tayca9174
    tayca9174 Posts: 37
    My fiance of 4 years left me because I got diagnosed with cancer 2 months before our wedding. His reason:
    "I'm really in love with you and want to marry you but I don't want to be with a girl that is going to lose her hair and be sick all the time. Oh...and I guess I should tell you that I've been sleeping with my coworker for the past 6 months. I'd still like to be friends and maybe once you are done with chemo we can get married?"
    That was 2 years ago and although I've moved on...that still breaks my heart what happened. I just hope and pray that there is such a thing as karma.
  • ShandiH
    ShandiH Posts: 232 Member
    One day i want to run for office. and you being a single mother would look bad on my record... yaa. true story

    Omg! Are you kidding?? And these are the people that get elected into office????? :noway:
  • ShandiH
    ShandiH Posts: 232 Member
    One of my friends set me up with her husband's friend. He was a great guy and we had lots of fun. He didn't ask me out for a second date because I was too short. I'm 5'2" and he is 6'2" (something like that, can't remember for sure). Anyway, kinda pissed me off because of all the stupid things to "not like" - something that is no way in my control . . . argh! Guess I shoulda just walked away when I met my now husband who's 6'4", right? Whatev.
  • Bikini_Bound150
    Bikini_Bound150 Posts: 461 Member
    He "loved me more like a sister"... yes, we had had sex. EW!?!?!?
  • Bikini_Bound150
    Bikini_Bound150 Posts: 461 Member
    My fiance of 4 years left me because I got diagnosed with cancer 2 months before our wedding. His reason:
    "I'm really in love with you and want to marry you but I don't want to be with a girl that is going to lose her hair and be sick all the time. Oh...and I guess I should tell you that I've been sleeping with my coworker for the past 6 months. I'd still like to be friends and maybe once you are done with chemo we can get married?"
    That was 2 years ago and although I've moved on...that still breaks my heart what happened. I just hope and pray that there is such a thing as karma.

    This just broke my heart. I am so sorry, I know he will get what is coming to him... :brokenheart:
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    11 year relationship, 8 years living together.

    she broke it off as "we didnt go on enough holidays or do enough stuff and its too late now"

    i **** you not.
  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
    You don't look enough like a Latina. Plus, you are too big.

    Mother BEEPER you are one to talk. He was lighter skinned than me and way heavier! Freakin' wannabe rapper.
  • fguillory
    fguillory Posts: 291
    Because I was a virgin, and if we had sex i'd bleed cuz it was my first time and that is gross.
  • JamieDD
    JamieDD Posts: 175 Member
    When I threw out my BF of 14 years...he just couldn't get why I would do such a thing. Wellll, he hadn't worked the last 7 years. :explode: Isn't that reason enough?
  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
    My fiance of 4 years left me because I got diagnosed with cancer 2 months before our wedding. His reason:
    "I'm really in love with you and want to marry you but I don't want to be with a girl that is going to lose her hair and be sick all the time. Oh...and I guess I should tell you that I've been sleeping with my coworker for the past 6 months. I'd still like to be friends and maybe once you are done with chemo we can get married?"
    That was 2 years ago and although I've moved on...that still breaks my heart what happened. I just hope and pray that there is such a thing as karma.

    Omg. What a piece of *kitten*. He did not deserve you and I'm glad you moved on! :flowerforyou:
  • liljgrafix
    liljgrafix Posts: 177
    One day i want to run for office. and you being a single mother would look bad on my record... yaa. true story

    Omg! Are you kidding?? And these are the people that get elected into office????? :noway:
    tell me about it. i just replied that he lost my vote lol and left
  • littlebluej
    littlebluej Posts: 102 Member
    I dated a guy for about a month my senior year of high school, and the entire time he'd do nothing but talk bad about his ex. When we broke up (he tried via text! I called him) he said it was because he didn't want to be "tied down" going into college. A month later, he was back with his ex.
  • kbogati
    kbogati Posts: 39 Member
    Because I was a virgin, and if we had sex i'd bleed cuz it was my first time and that is gross.

    LMAO what an idiot!

    best one I've gotten was "my therapist told me I should break up with you."
  • emmamcblain
    emmamcblain Posts: 342
    "I don't really want you dating someone who resembles a chimpanzee, so find someone else."

    The God's honest truth.
  • Trophyyf
    Trophyyf Posts: 218 Member
    It's not you its me....lol JK ummmmmm
    I have a girlfriend ummm yeah that is odd cuz I thought I was your girlfriend!!! ha ha
  • Trophyyf
    Trophyyf Posts: 218 Member
    My fiance of 4 years left me because I got diagnosed with cancer 2 months before our wedding. His reason:
    "I'm really in love with you and want to marry you but I don't want to be with a girl that is going to lose her hair and be sick all the time. Oh...and I guess I should tell you that I've been sleeping with my coworker for the past 6 months. I'd still like to be friends and maybe once you are done with chemo we can get married?"
    That was 2 years ago and although I've moved on...that still breaks my heart what happened. I just hope and pray that there is such a thing as karma.

    Thr is such a thing as Karma give me his address and I will give it to her!!! jerk!
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