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Best Chuck Norris Fact
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Chuck Norris can leave a message BEFORE the beep!0
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.0
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.0
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Chuck Norris ate out of the Superbowl!0
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The Greeks created the Olympics for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris created the Special Olympics for the rest of us.0
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Chuck Norris can tell its not butter0
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.0
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.0
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants0
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Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes as a condom.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...twice.0 -
The boogey man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.0
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.0
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All options are customer service for Chuck Norris0
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This is so 2005.0
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chuck norris can chew water!!0
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There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's an extra fist.0
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Chuck Norris got pulled over once by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.0
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Chuck Norris can lift Thor's Hammer with his beard.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.0
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If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.0
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chuck norris uses pepper spray to season his steaks0
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Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...twice.
I've seen that one for Rory Williams as well.Telling how much of a nerd I am?
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sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on0
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.0
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take *kitten* from anybody.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.0 -
Chuck Norris can hear sign language and speak braille.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't ranger roll his Patrol Cap, he ranger roles his ACH.
Chuck Norris's DNA isn't a double helix.. it's barbed wire wrapped around it's self.0 -
If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.0
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