Best Chuck Norris Fact

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  • princeza9
    princeza9 Posts: 337 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.
  • steve915
    steve915 Posts: 21 Member
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    chuck norris uses pepper spray to season his steaks
  • princeza9
    princeza9 Posts: 337 Member
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    Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...twice.

    I've seen that one for Rory Williams as well. :) Telling how much of a nerd I am?
  • normh545
    normh545 Posts: 81 Member
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    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on
  • conidiring
    conidiring Posts: 230 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take *kitten* from anybody.

    Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
  • tiffiemariee
    tiffiemariee Posts: 19 Member
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    Chuck Norris can hear sign language and speak braille.
  • foramanwhohashope
    foramanwhohashope Posts: 90 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't ranger roll his Patrol Cap, he ranger roles his ACH.

    Chuck Norris's DNA isn't a double helix.. it's barbed wire wrapped around it's self.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
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    If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.
    LMFAO
  • mgdiock
    mgdiock Posts: 26 Member
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice!
  • perdie7
    perdie7 Posts: 278 Member
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    Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945
    Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7, 1945

    coincidence? I think not!
  • tiffiemariee
    tiffiemariee Posts: 19 Member
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    Chuck Norris won the 1983 Poker Tournament with a Four of Clubs, a Get out of Jail Free card, and the green four from Uno.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on

    Aren't you just a merry ray of sunshine?
  • bmwgsa1
    bmwgsa1 Posts: 10
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    Chuck Norris once gave someone a bone marrow transplant, Wolverine says he's gratefull.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
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    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on

    Did you hear that? It was the door bell ringing to let you know Chuck Norris will pulling up drive in 3....2....1
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    This is so 2005.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked 2005 all the way into 2012.
  • LoriInIowa
    LoriInIowa Posts: 113
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    Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.

    :)
  • MrCaleb
    MrCaleb Posts: 26
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    See Spot
    See Spot Run
    See Spot get kicked in the face by a Chuck Norris Roundhouse
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on
    Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and s***s gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life".

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