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  • bmwgsa1
    bmwgsa1 Posts: 10
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    Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    This is so 2005.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked 2005 all the way into 2012.
    At least the facts from 2005 were funny. :huh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    If Chuck Norris had been in the movie "300", the film would be called 1.
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
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    Google won't search for Chuck Norris
    because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    (seriously. type "find Chuck Norris" in Google and then Search)
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    When you open a can of whoop-*kitten*, Chuck Norris jumps out.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    Google won't search for Chuck Norris
    because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    (seriously. type "find Chuck Norris" in Google and then Search)
    Nonsense. That's only if you go to the site that comes up in the search, that is doctored up to look like a Google search.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.

    *ding ding ding* We have a winner.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    when chuck norris is bitten by a vampire, the vampire turns into chuck norris.
  • bluevwgurl
    bluevwgurl Posts: 220 Member
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    Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder..
  • recriger
    recriger Posts: 245 Member
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    Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
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    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    chuck norris can believe its not butter
  • MKCSFX
    MKCSFX Posts: 24
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    Chuck Norris wears Chief's pajamas!
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.
  • cavemancop
    cavemancop Posts: 42 Member
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3-hole punch.

    *edit* Not really a fact I guess... more like a warning.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.

    come one, there are plenty of better big **** jokes in drew careys 101 big **** jokes.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Chuck Norris can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.

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