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Best Chuck Norris Fact

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  • mgdiock
    mgdiock Posts: 26 Member
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice!
  • perdie7
    perdie7 Posts: 266 Member
    Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945
    Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7, 1945

    coincidence? I think not!
  • tiffiemariee
    tiffiemariee Posts: 19 Member
    Chuck Norris won the 1983 Poker Tournament with a Four of Clubs, a Get out of Jail Free card, and the green four from Uno.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on

    Aren't you just a merry ray of sunshine?
  • bmwgsa1
    bmwgsa1 Posts: 10
    Chuck Norris once gave someone a bone marrow transplant, Wolverine says he's gratefull.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on

    Did you hear that? It was the door bell ringing to let you know Chuck Norris will pulling up drive in 3....2....1
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    This is so 2005.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked 2005 all the way into 2012.
  • LoriInIowa
    LoriInIowa Posts: 113
    Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.

    :)
  • MrCaleb
    MrCaleb Posts: 26
    See Spot
    See Spot Run
    See Spot get kicked in the face by a Chuck Norris Roundhouse
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on
    Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and s***s gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life".
  • bmwgsa1
    bmwgsa1 Posts: 10
    Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    This is so 2005.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked 2005 all the way into 2012.
    At least the facts from 2005 were funny. :huh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    If Chuck Norris had been in the movie "300", the film would be called 1.
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    Google won't search for Chuck Norris
    because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    (seriously. type "find Chuck Norris" in Google and then Search)
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    When you open a can of whoop-*kitten*, Chuck Norris jumps out.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Google won't search for Chuck Norris
    because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    (seriously. type "find Chuck Norris" in Google and then Search)
    Nonsense. That's only if you go to the site that comes up in the search, that is doctored up to look like a Google search.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.

    *ding ding ding* We have a winner.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    when chuck norris is bitten by a vampire, the vampire turns into chuck norris.
  • bluevwgurl
    bluevwgurl Posts: 220 Member
    Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder..
  • recriger
    recriger Posts: 245 Member
    Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    chuck norris can believe its not butter
  • MKCSFX
    MKCSFX Posts: 24
    Chuck Norris wears Chief's pajamas!
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.
  • cavemancop
    cavemancop Posts: 42 Member
    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3-hole punch.

    *edit* Not really a fact I guess... more like a warning.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.

    come one, there are plenty of better big **** jokes in drew careys 101 big **** jokes.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Chuck Norris can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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