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Best Chuck Norris Fact

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  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    My favorite is:

    Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

    (I feel compelled to add that indeed this one is not entirely factual, as he was born in 1940, but I suppose that could just be accounting for slower means of communication back then.).
  • simoriah_angel
    simoriah_angel Posts: 72
    My friend and I made one up....."Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris".
  • BuffERRN
    BuffERRN Posts: 109 Member
    This is so 2005.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked 2005 all the way into 2012.
    At least the facts from 2005 were funny. :huh:



    Get a life dude...

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...
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