Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY FROM TOMBSTONE

    YES!!

    You'll shoot your eye out, kid! - A Christmas Story
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
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    Before I even met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them! -MADAGASGAR
  • Patovader
    Patovader Posts: 439 Member
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    I have tons, but here is a couple I like

    “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re ****ed”

    “Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash”
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    There is a REALLY BAD 80's horror movie that I love (I'm generally an enormous wimp about scary movies, but this line is funny enough to me that I love the movie anyway) and there is a scene where the girl enters a waxwork exhibit and becomes a part of the scene.
    She is sitting at the table with this family of vampires, but she doesn't know they are vampires, and they serve her a bowl of raw meat in blood sauce. She grimaces but claims to love steak tartar. The man at the end of the table pauses, then says:
    "Steak tartar? Oh yes. Steak... tartar."
    (but she's really eating her fiance's leg, and he's tied up in the basement, still alive).

    I don't know why I love that line, but I do.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
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    Can't just pick one, so...

    "There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks (Jimmy Dugan), A League of Their Own
    "As you wish." - Cary Elwes (Westley), The Princess Bride
    "Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant (Fezzik), The Princess Bride
    "How many @ssholes we got on this ship, anyway?" - Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet), Spaceballs
    "We ain't found *kitten*." - Trooper, Spaceballs
    "English, m'f'er, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" - Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield), Pulp Fiction
    "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus." - John Turturro (Jesus Quintana), The Big Lebowski
    "Obviously you're not a golfer." - Jeff Bridges (The Dude), The Big Lebowski
    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - John Cleese (French Soldier), Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    and oh, there are hundreds more...
  • Busyboymomx3
    Busyboymomx3 Posts: 110 Member
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    American Psycho...there are so many, but this one gets me every time



    Not if you want to keep your spleen
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    I have two guns, one for each of ya...
  • Thanis90
    Thanis90 Posts: 63 Member
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    "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

    Gotta love Full Metal Jacket :)
  • eatmeingo
    eatmeingo Posts: 134
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    I can't even pick a favorite line from A Clockwork Orange, but here's one.

    "Initiative comes to thems that wait."
  • 95nowens
    95nowens Posts: 2
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    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
  • 95nowens
    95nowens Posts: 2
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    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "It could grip it by the husk" "It's not a matter of where he grips it!"
  • Coolhand1969
    Coolhand1969 Posts: 833 Member
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    Haven't seen this one yet,...

    "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? or are ya gonna bit?" ... Mr. Black, Reservoir Dogs
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
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    “There’s a difference between truth and fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”

    From: The International
  • Molly_Louise
    Molly_Louise Posts: 503
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    Either "if you're from Africa, why are you white?" from Mean Girls or "nobody puts Baby in a corner" from Dirty Dancing.
  • ttulio
    ttulio Posts: 23 Member
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    Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
  • snakehead
    snakehead Posts: 22
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    "I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, its all in the reflexes." Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
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    From The Proposal....absolutly bursting at the seams with one liners but this is one of my favourites...

    Margaret:What am I allergic to?
    Andrew: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion!

    Classic!
  • xxxbloodfartxxx
    xxxbloodfartxxx Posts: 15 Member
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    GET TO THE CHOPPA DO IT NOW!!!!!
  • thetiwi1890
    thetiwi1890 Posts: 256 Member
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    Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

    Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

    He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.
    - Scent of a Woman

    It's a terrible shock...
    What is?
    Being married for 25 years, and finding out your husband's a prick.
    - The Snapper

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