Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • alyson820
    alyson820 Posts: 448 Member
    Your stupid space car's locked me in!
    - Baby Mama
  • ChrisGoldn
    ChrisGoldn Posts: 473 Member
    "Remember, remember
    The fifth of November
    The gunpowder treason and plot.
    I know of no reason
    Why the gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot."

    V for Vendetta
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 819 Member
    "My hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) from Tombstone
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "I was misinformed."
    -- from "Casablanca"
  • AlbionLass
    AlbionLass Posts: 136
    "I am driver. I go left, I go right, I go straight ahead - that's it. "

    Eastern Promises.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    "Hello c***s!" - Kick-*kitten*
  • ChrisGoldn
    ChrisGoldn Posts: 473 Member
    Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament Clark Griswald
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "We're in some real pretty sh-t now man!" Aliens
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    "The United States government and the Federal Republic of Mexico have ME watching YOU waiting for ME to arrive." - Tequila Sunrise
  • jakilde
    jakilde Posts: 22
    "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast...You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?...No.- Happy Gilmore
  • JulieDerda
    JulieDerda Posts: 163
    milk was a bad choice- ron burgondey anchorman
  • Misti76
    Misti76 Posts: 37
    "Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy." - Professor Dumbledore - HP4
  • RubyDarling
    RubyDarling Posts: 171 Member
    milk was a bad choice- ron burgondey anchorman

    I swear I say that every time I drink milk!

    My favourite is "What happened to your flathead?... Your mother!" from American Graffiti.
  • klynn81
    klynn81 Posts: 178 Member
    "Slippery little suckers" ~ Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

    "Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then; you get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart frank. Way to work it through" ~ Vince Vaughn in Old School
  • khagador
    khagador Posts: 175 Member
    I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
    Say Anything
  • Musikelektronik
    Musikelektronik Posts: 739 Member
    After Peter Sellers, as Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again, destroys a piano, the owner exclaims, "But that's a priceless Steinway!"

    Clouseau's response: "Not anymore."
  • heggleston921
    heggleston921 Posts: 41 Member
    Anything uttered by Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf:

    Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
    Francisco, Francisco. That's fun to say!
    I got a full 45 minutes! (of sleep)
    OH! It looks like a Christmas tree!
    Do you need a hug?
    Can I listen to your necklace?

    I could go on, but I will not.

    Love to you all!
  • Musikelektronik
    Musikelektronik Posts: 739 Member
    American Psycho...there are so many, but this one gets me every time

    Not if you want to keep your spleen

    Yes, but the context is what makes it so funny. This line is spoken in response to a waiter asking, "Should I tell you the specials?" I love this movie!
  • ryanherbert
    ryanherbert Posts: 79 Member
    Do you have any idea how ****ing busy I am Hans Brix?
  • Musikelektronik
    Musikelektronik Posts: 739 Member
    "Steak tartar? Oh yes. Steak... tartar." (but she's really eating her fiance's leg, and he's tied up in the basement, still alive).

    What's the name of this movie? I must see it! :smile:
  • Kerrihurman
    Kerrihurman Posts: 6
    "It doesn't matter what I THINK... it matters what I can PROVE!" From A Few Good Men
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    "YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!" at Adam Sandler's wedding in the "The Water Boy".
  • bexkee
    bexkee Posts: 20
    " Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum? "



    'Daphne AKA Jerry' Some Like It Hot (My favourite film EVER!) : )
  • bexkee
    bexkee Posts: 20
    There's so many to choose from but that particular one and the way he delivers it never fails to make me laugh.
  • Longbowgilly
    Longbowgilly Posts: 262 Member
    "Put the Bunny Back in the Box." From Con-Air
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a BIG ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey *kitten* he is! Hallelujah! Holy *kitten*! Where's the Tylenol?
    Clark W. Griswold, Christmas Vacation
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.>>Airplane
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
    With all these political debates and campaigns, I have to go back to one of my favorite movies, The American President:

    President Andrew Shepherd: I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis.

    President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy; America is advanced citizenship.
  • JSheehy1965
    JSheehy1965 Posts: 404
    "I was afraid of worms, Roxanne, WORMS!" (Roxanne)
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
    Oh! And George Clooney's character in O Brother, Where Art Though?:

    Everett: My hair!

    The way he says it always cracks me up. (Mah hair!) Gotta love the Coen Brothers.
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