OMG! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Don't!!!! you will DIE faster! I don't want you to die :cry:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?

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    It was nice knowing you guys.
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
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    Dying with steak on your breath is the best way to go...
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
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    Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Que vegatarians getting all ragey stating they are real women and they do not eat beef ...
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
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    Government health advice is that you can eat it twice a week, about a lb of meat, including bacon and sausages, with no real ill effects. I only really eat chicken anyway, with a tiny amount of red meat. I think that this advice is very sensible, but only sensible people will listen to it.....lol
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    I like that they did the difference between processed and unprocessed. So if you want to die a liiiiittle less fast, eat a steak.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

    True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.

    True.. and water.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    Well there goes my plan for the evening...

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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.

    True.. and water.

    Dihydrogen monoxide is going to kill us all y'know

    http://www.dhmo.org/
  • DistortedButterfly
    DistortedButterfly Posts: 44 Member
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    Well there goes my plan for the evening...

    xbeer_barrel_belly_bruiser_burger.jpg.pagespeed.ic.2T_edXlOjC.jpg

    that looks so gooooooood
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
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    Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?

    Prime-Rib-Roast-Au-Jus.jpg


    It was nice knowing you guys.
    not early death OR prime rib, early death AND prime rib:happy:
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    Dying with steak on your breath is the best way to go...

    Ron Swanson wishes he said this.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
    Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

    Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
    Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

    Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
    Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









    One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.:angry:
  • newman84
    newman84 Posts: 234 Member
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    I love beef. I think I'll take my chances of dying
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
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    I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
    Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

    Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
    Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

    Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
    Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









    One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.:angry:

    lmao. i just about died after reading that. now then. i think im going to go eat a steak. :)
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Well there goes my plan for the evening...

    xbeer_barrel_belly_bruiser_burger.jpg.pagespeed.ic.2T_edXlOjC.jpg

    This picture makes me think of that show Man Vs Food and only solidifies my belief in American gluttony.

    Blech.

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