OMG! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?




It was nice knowing you guys.

Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

Government health advice is that you can eat it twice a week, about a lb of meat, including bacon and sausages, with no real ill effects. I only really eat chicken anyway, with a tiny amount of red meat. I think that this advice is very sensible, but only sensible people will listen to it.....lol

If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.

If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.

True.. and water.

Dihydrogen monoxide is going to kill us all y'know

http://www.dhmo.org/

Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?




It was nice knowing you guys.

not early death OR prime rib, early death AND prime rib:happy:

I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

lmao. i just about died after reading that. now then. i think im going to go eat a steak.

My boyfriend sent me an email with a link to that i think. Haven't read it yet. My first thought, "oh God what now. This i already knew but I LIKE MY MEAT!

What turned me off right away was "All red meat is bad for you, new study says" no freakin duh?

I think is dumb. Talking to my boss one day she said "I am not going to by the kids popcorn anymore because it has been found that microwaves cause cancer"

So i said oh okay so are you going to stop buying bottled water?

Boss: "well no why would i do that"

Uhhh because plastic also causes cancer like everything else apparently on this earth and if you leave plastic in the heat which guaranteed water bottles and any other plastic sits in hot trucks for hours on end...it causes cancer too.

Boss: Well no. No just microwaves.

So one thing freaks you out but something with the same result you dont care about. Wtf?

Tell this to hunter gather societies, or especially the Inuit who gets 95% of their caloric intake from meats and eeting PURE fat ... the point is if you eat tons of anything and dont DO anything, youre more likely to die an early death. Further, eating tons of meat and fat ALONG WITH carbohydrates is just a huge mistake. Stick to one or the other.

Mmmm... beef.
It's what's for dinner (really, it is. I am having steak tonight and enjoying every bite of it)

No way I'm giving up beef. Give me a 14 oz ribeye anyday! Yuummmmm.

Ya'll go ahead and laugh it up.

I hope you won't be crying in a decade or so.



Vegetarian and PROUD!