OMG! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • zaaden
    zaaden Posts: 26 Member
    I am sure I read that one of those people born in 1850 is still alive and said that key to life is red meat and wine regularly ;)
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

    True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK

    oh my haha (:
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.:angry:

    LMAO!
  • 967_1111
    967_1111 Posts: 221 Member
    I don't eat red meat, but only because it makes me sick.

    Since I'll be around longer by default, I'll turn off the lights before I go.
  • dme1977
    dme1977 Posts: 537 Member
    Im going to DIE someday ?!!!!:sad: what?!!:sick:

    ohhh well, might as well go down with the ship and eat and drink the things I like.... :drinker:

    ( in moderation of course... )

    :tongue:
  • charliesmagic
    charliesmagic Posts: 55
    I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
    Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

    Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
    Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

    Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
    Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:

    :laugh:

    PML *pi$$ myself laughing*








    One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.:angry:
  • muscular_dude
    muscular_dude Posts: 36
    *still picking the steak out of my teeth*


    it was totally worth it, see yah! :drinker:
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    Everytime I see that Peta billboard with a little piglet on it and urging people to try to go vegan, I think of delicious beef and porkchops. -homerdrool-
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I better warn my 96-year-old grandmother that she's been putting her life in danger all these years! Before it's too late!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
    Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

    Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
    Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

    Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
    Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









    One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.:angry:


    Did you also start to eat your own poop?
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?

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    It was nice knowing you guys.

    dear god that looks good
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Once again a study that ignores the REAL TRUTH! Your chances of death increase each day you are alive.. - -
    unless you are stuck on Groundhog's day
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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  • heresmyinsidevoice
    heresmyinsidevoice Posts: 311 Member
    This just in - scientists discover that life is a terminal illness with an astounding 100% chance of death.

    Please pass me my blue rare steak smothered in a dirty ashtray.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Well, my great grandpa smoked until he was 80, drank, ate all of this stuff, and lived until he was 98 without ANY health problems.

    Also, I was vegetarian for 4 years, and got severely anemic. The second I started eating beef again my iron, b12 and protein levels shot up to very healthy levels.

    So enjoy your damn steak!!
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
    Oops...I just put steak in my Chipotle bowl :ohwell:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I heard that everyone who ate red meat in 1850 is now dead. If that's true, I'm never eating beef again!!!!

    Silly hiker. You only die if you eat meat FROM 1850.
  • momuv3princesses
    momuv3princesses Posts: 154 Member
    I better warn my 96-year-old grandmother that she's been putting her life in danger all these years! Before it's too late!

    I was thinking the same thing only my grandma is only 92! She is recovering from her first major health issue. She had a stroke but the therapists all told her she is the fastest recovering patient they have had, young or old! Ohhh, and she did this with eating meat! Miracles do happen ya know!! And she even lived alone till the stroke. She is back in her house and hoping to live independentally soon!!!
  • aelarek
    aelarek Posts: 83 Member
    Welp, there's a 100% chance I'll die someday anyways.
    Might as well have my steak and eat it wrapped in bacon too.
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
    meh, whatever, everything kills you. we are all on a journey to the grave, it's not the grave that matters, it's the journey!

    didn't anyone ever tell "THEM" that we all have to die sometime.
  • NamsdnaL
    NamsdnaL Posts: 102 Member
    Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?

    Prime-Rib-Roast-Au-Jus.jpg


    It was nice knowing you guys.

    OMG can I join you for some of that??!!?? :drinker:
  • Gordie580
    Gordie580 Posts: 154 Member
    my great grandparents all they ate was Beef Prok and chicken. That is whatthey raised and that is what they ate. They are 99 and 100yrs old. Still living on there own, and no one to take care of them. No one can tell me eating pure beef, prok, and chicken will kill ya.
  • VegGoddess
    VegGoddess Posts: 81 Member
    just stop eating animals all together and you'll be fine!
  • smplycomplicated
    smplycomplicated Posts: 484 Member
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    ^^
    true story.
  • tanigrrrrr
    tanigrrrrr Posts: 137 Member
    We started dying the day we were born.
  • Temple_Fit
    Temple_Fit Posts: 299 Member
    Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

    True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK

    Lol!
  • rsmblue
    rsmblue Posts: 353 Member
    Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

    But wait... I heard if you open them from the bottom (of the banana) and eat it that way, it's fine.... :laugh:
  • mbts08
    mbts08 Posts: 284 Member
    This thread is freakin hilarious!! :laugh:
  • reddi2roll
    reddi2roll Posts: 356 Member
    I heard that everyone who ate red meat in 1850 is now dead. If that's true, I'm never eating beef again!!!!

    LMAO
  • rsmblue
    rsmblue Posts: 353 Member
    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/red-meat-boosts-risk-dying-young-study-portion-processed-meat-boosts-death-risk-20-article-1.1038010

    Please please sound the alarms!!!

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    Yes, you're right... Eating red meat RAW WILL kill you....
    (other than that.... you can't believe everything you read... didn't someone teach us that at one point in our lives?)
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