I should do the toddler diet
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Bugs. You forgot to mention you have to eat bugs. The grosser, the better. Pure protein. Yumm yum. Just mash 'em in the banana.0
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AND BOOGERS LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM THEY ARE LIKE PICKLES NOT MUCH CALORIES BUT THE SODIUM IS OUTTA THE ROOF MY 3 YR OLD ALWAYS DOES THIS AND I JUST WANNA THROW UP...... YUCK!!! BUT ITS A TODDLER THING ..0
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Also running around the house screaming backpack backpack...lol0
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crayons are negative calories food.
Dude!! I need to eat crayons to my diet! Do you think the green ones could count as vegetables? If not, I can always eat some pizza.0 -
okay, these ideas are better. I thought you wanted me to eat a toddler. Thought they might be a little chewy!!0
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Don't forget the accidental glitter and Crayons. But who says that glitter is accidental....
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I use to eat glitter in my baby days. Now I shine on the outside and on the inside!0 -
Yes, absolutely...and don't forget about asking everyone random questions followed by the incessant "why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?" Irritating the crap out of people burns double calories.0
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I thought it was going to be eat like a toddler - virtually nothing. I swear my son lived on air. In fact he still seems to, and he's almost 5. I'm sure he'll make up for it when he becomes a teenager, though...0
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Don't forget to chew up a few bites of something before spitting it on the floor, lick random windows to get whatever flavor may have been smeared on it, and take a good chomp out of a close friend or sibling.0
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"I thought it was going to be eat like a toddler - virtually nothing. I swear my son lived on air. In fact he still seems to, and he's almost 5. I'm sure he'll make up for it when he becomes a teenager, though..."
Your child is probably watching too much Sponge Bob, learned that sponges filter feed, and thinks he can with the air around him.0 -
don't forget drink an unknown beverage out of a cup0
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on this diet you have to lick a banana, eat a 5 weeks old cherios you find behind the sofa, run around, jump and have a temper tentrum. Have a nap then do it all over again.
OMG I'd be lean and jacked in no time.0 -
Unless you're my toddlers, who are eating nonstop all day long. I can't believe how much my kids put away! They spend all day running around too, so they burn it all off immediately.0
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im really only interested in the tantrum part...can i just do that and skip the eating and licking?
Sure there is a Couch to 30 minutes tentrum that you can try. At first you do the bacon for 1 minute then rest for 2.0 -
Brilliant thread! Bravo.0
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Temper tantrums are great cardio!
But they might get you kicked off a plane!!0 -
Does tub water count in the toddler diet?0
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Do I count the calories of things I've shoved up my nose?0
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I will write a book and make sooooo much money.....hum I mean I will help sooooo many people0
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