Pants on show and other embarrassing incidents....

i had to go to work at a call center once at 4 am. got up in the dark, got dressed and went to work. Was cold out so I wore my coat for the first couple of hours at work. Finally took my coat off and about an hour after that a co-worker of mine came up to me and asked what all those threads were hanging off my shirt. stupid me, I put my shirt on inside out and wore it like that for a few hours.

Got dressed one morning in the dim light of the closet so as not to disturb my sleeping husband who was working nights. A half hour after getting to work I took a really good look at my feet under my desk and realized I had on one black shoe and one blue shoe. I'll never buy two pairs of identical shoes in different colors again.

yeah im about a hour away from you hunni .. i work from home and evenings , i work for my self so pick my own hours

I don't usually forget to zip my fly. But when I do, it's commando day.

This didn't happen to me today, but the other day I was at the gym on the treadmill and watching "The Voice". A girl came on and sang "Maybe I'm Amazed" (one of my favorite songs) so beautifully that she brought me to tears. So there I was...all alone on the treadmill....boo-hooing. I'm sure the other folks at the gym were slightly disturbed and thought I was in the middle of some emotional breakdown. I have crazy funny embarrassing stories almost weekly.

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This morning I put my shirt on inside out. I didn't realize it until I sat at my desk. Last week I wore 1 black trouser sock and 1 navy trouser sock and we went on a company outing that day so I couldn't hide me feet under my desk.

I have so many embarrasing stories it is untrue. I am one of those people who just seem to be completely uncoordinated and half-daft! Lol.

My most recent happened just the other day. Decided to go to the gym and walking down I felt I could see something out of the corner of my eye. I wear glasses, though, and thought it was just the way the sunlight was reflecting off the lens or something, so I ignored it. Completed the 15 minute walk to the gym along a fairly bus road, went up to the receptionist to clock in, aware of funny looks, went to the toilet before I went into the gym and since I still felt like I could see something out the corner of my eye I decided to take my glasses off to clean them. There was a hair-tie caught in the joint of my glasses that had been dangling around at the side of my face! It was all tangled up in itself so that explains why it wasn't hitting off my face but why I could see something out of the corner of my eye! Needless to say, I felt like a bit of an idiot.

My friend's favourite funny story about me happened when we were about 22 and went to the Uni karate club together. The instructor was terrifying. A very hard man to please and since I'm one of these people who likes to be liked by everyone, I was always trying desperately to please him and the fact that it was almost impossible to please him made me extremely nervous round about him. So anyway, my friend and I were waiting to go into class. It was about 7pm and the instructor turned up. I cheerfully tried to greet him sounding nonchalent with a loud, "Good morning!" then realised it wasn't morning but 7pm at night. Instead of just laughing and saying, "I meant Good evening!" I started to completely get all stressed and nervous and started warbling about how I didn't know why I said morning 'cause it was clearly evening and blah blah blah. He walked away from me looking at me like I was a crazy person which was exactly what I would have done if I had been him! Lol.

Another story that makes people crack up happened when I was in the O.T.C. (the Officer Training Corps.). We went to live fire on a range. It was my first time live firing and I was a bit nervous. There were about 10 of us there and it was the first time firing for all of us and we were using the opportunity to zero in our weapons so each of us had an officer or non-commissioned officer with us coaching us on our shooting technique and coming up to the targets with us to check how we were getting on. So anyway, we fired our first rounds and the Major in charge of me and myself went up to look at my target. So he then said to me, "right, paste it up, then". As I say, I'd never shot or been on a range in my life before but assumed (rightly) that he wanted me to paste paper over the holes in the target. OK, no bother. So I looked round about and found a little pot of paste on the ground but couldn't find paper anywhere. So, having never done this before, I thought that perhaps there wasn't any paper and that the paste just visibly hardened white over the holes or something so that you could see that the whitened holes were previous shots and not the most recent shots. So I just pasted over them with the paste and went back to the firing position. When we went back up to look at the next shots I'd taken, there were more holes than there were shots so the major asked me why I hadn't pasted them up previously, so I explained that I had and that I thought the paste hardened so you could see where your previous shots had landed and he absolutely wet himself with laughter. He then proceeded to shout on every other officer within ear shot to them this and they were all howling with laughter asking me if I thought it was magic paste.

I'm a PhD student for a living and needless to say, I think my mum has a point when she says academic sorts have absolutely no common sense.

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Go to "Tools" all kinds to pick from and can customize.

Love all the stories!

Lol Kara xD well, at least the dress was pretty....!!

@Sue - haha, I've managed to leave the house in slippers before if that makes you feel any better Kara xD love that though - did you try and sell it as though you were just accessorising to the max Sue? xD

The blue didn't match my outfit or I definitely would have given that a go! Actually, I lived only a few miles away so I drove home on my first break and changed shoes.

The second happened just last week. I have a favorite pair of black workout pants that I wear at least once per week. I've had them for a couple of years now, so I've certainly gotten my money's worth out of them. Anyway, I have a pair of white undies that have black hearts on them. After work last Wednesday, I went to the gym like I usually do. After I was done at the gym, I went up the road to my Grandma's house to visit my aunt who'd had surgery the day before. At one point while I was visiting, I bent over to pick something up off the floor. My aunt, who was sitting in the chair behind me, said, "Oooohhh! Somebody's got on some cute heart undies!" Didn't bother me until I realized that if my shirt rode up at all while I was at the gym, everyone else there would have been able to see my undies through the pants. :embarassed: :embarassed: I guess it's time to find a new favorite pair of black workout pants. *SIGH* :ohwell:

Haha. This reminds me of the time I was at a karate grading test and we were stretching before hand. There was about 200 people there for the grading and I had (stupidly) just worn my comfiest pair of pants without considering the fact that they were going to be worn under white karate trousers. I just reckoned the material was thick enough to hide them which it was when I was standing but the minute I bent or started to kick and the trousers hugged my butt more, everyone could see a giant mickey mouse face shining out from my ample rear! Haha.

I was REALLY sick one day, but couldnt call in because we were short staffed already, so I dragged myself outta bed and crawled to work.... well after plowing through the morning coughing and sneezing and hardly breathing, I go to the lunch room, look down at my feet... and see DIFFERENT SHOES on them!! Seriously... how you gonna put 2 different shoes on and not feel a difference?