Pants on show and other embarrassing incidents....

oh oh i thought of one ..
i was on holiday last yeah and i am a big heavy up top so not a lover of dresses and even more so strapless but its was really hot so i bought a straplass dress , it was beautiful ...
but while wearing it i had run in to the reception of the hotel and as i got there notied the dress had slipped down to my tummy

Hey, I flashed my entire family while getting pictures for my wedding! That was years ago though. I knew I wanted a halter dress for a reason!! :blushing:

Thanks for the giggles everyone!

The second happened just last week. I have a favorite pair of black workout pants that I wear at least once per week. I've had them for a couple of years now, so I've certainly gotten my money's worth out of them. Anyway, I have a pair of white undies that have black hearts on them. After work last Wednesday, I went to the gym like I usually do. After I was done at the gym, I went up the road to my Grandma's house to visit my aunt who'd had surgery the day before. At one point while I was visiting, I bent over to pick something up off the floor. My aunt, who was sitting in the chair behind me, said, "Oooohhh! Somebody's got on some cute heart undies!" Didn't bother me until I realized that if my shirt rode up at all while I was at the gym, everyone else there would have been able to see my undies through the pants. :embarassed: :embarassed: I guess it's time to find a new favorite pair of black workout pants. *SIGH* :ohwell:

Haha. This reminds me of the time I was at a karate grading test and we were stretching before hand. There was about 200 people there for the grading and I had (stupidly) just worn my comfiest pair of pants without considering the fact that they were going to be worn under white karate trousers. I just reckoned the material was thick enough to hide them which it was when I was standing but the minute I bent or started to kick and the trousers hugged my butt more, everyone could see a giant mickey mouse face shining out from my ample rear! Haha.

lol Guru....on a vaguely related note I once went to a Karate lesson not wearing a bra or vest-top underneath and my dojo came undone :blushing: gave everyone a good shot of my boobs :S

Hahaha! Now my pants story is tame in comparison to that one! lol.

Two on Sunday...

1) Wardrobe malfunction - I haven't bothered to replace any of my skirts for church because hey I only wear them once a week, and the nice ones can be a little expensive. So I folded up a chunk at the waistline and put a safety pin through it. The result was still a little loose once the safety pin "settled" but definitely workable and I wore a peasant-type top with a fuller cut so that it would hide the funny bump on my hip from the extra fabric.

Between services, went to talk to somebody in a pew behind me and knelt on my pew to face them. Did NOT hike up the skirt to account for my knee and thus dragged the front of my skirt down. Was facing a former coworker-still-friend and her face went between surprised and amused. Behind her, nice looking young man who just started laughing. I made a wry face at myself and adjusted, but still! Don't know the guy very well....AND I was joining the church, that day, too.

2) Baptismal panic - In the afternoon service, I was asked to give my testimony in front of the whole church (and I am not a public speaker; I stammer, forget to breathe, and talk too fast) but I did it because there's always somebody who needs to hear it. Rushed right out after that to get changed for baptism (full immersion, dark clothes were the style). I was 1 of 2 people coming for baptism, and I had asked to go last.

Pastor had explained to me ahead of time that they cover the face with a washcloth and then dunk you. I grasped the concept, at least. Water was cold--still fine. It was a baptismal that had a seat beneath the water, so I seated myself. Then realized that there was no way to brace myself--no handles, nothing to grip. Next thing I know, I put the washcloth over my face, and THEN remember that I have a thing about blocking my airflow! Slight panic attack ensues but by that time I was under the water. More panic because now there's really no air and I can't see.

Flailing happened. Not graceful. Took me an extra minute to extricate myself and the pastor had to help me because there was no way to get my feet back under me without something to grip. Then it was done and over with. PHEW!

So glad that God called me to do that, because I would never have done it otherwise!

Got a few..unfortunately.

1. I did something similar to someone posting below, went to show off my squat technique and ripped ALL down my leg of my work trousers, didn't have any replacements so I had to staple the entirity of my trousers back together and ask the boss if I could go home..never been so embarrased.

2. My job nobody else can do so if I'm sick nothing gets done in that sense. I had full on flu and had to go into work which is miles away. I put my jumper on because I felt like I was dying got to work and took it off becuase I'd gone all hot. Nobody bothered to tell me I still had my T-shirt on from the nights sleep with "I LOVE YOU TIGGER" and a picture of tigger..facepalm.. (personal joke the T-shirt)

3. In my new company we have 3 lifts, I now cycle to work so I have to get changed before I go home. I get in the lift after getting changed and realise that my shirt is inside out, no bother I think..I'm on the 7th floor so plenty of time before I hit the bottom. What I didn't count on was someone on the same floor pressing the button as it was about to go down, so the doors immediately sprung open without warning to a topless me, then the lift doors opposite with a whole lift of women open..cue a lot of giggling and wolf whistles.. Even worse one of the older women said it made her day and that she'd see me the next morning on the 10th floor (shower rooms) I played it up like "yeaaaaah course you will.. cya there at 8.30" ..she only went and turned up! Most embarrasing thing in the world trying to get myself out of THAT situation.

Bookmark! LOL

Eeek Nick, was everything ok? Well, i mean, the pain....

Lol guys xD so, you're the lift-entertainment then Slay0r?

yeah, emergency MRI showed 3 bulged and degraded discs pinching associated nerves. A week and a half out of commission on heavy pain pills and muscle relaxants and I’m back to lifting heavy and running hard.

Just this morning I was filling a low tire in a very busy gas station's parking lot when I thought, "My butt is kind-of cold..." and I realized that my seam was split. Awesome. :laugh: Happens to the best of us, I suppose!

HAHAHAHA! I've done that!! I was walking at a store and my pants felt loose. Now I had been having trouble with the zipper staying up, but I just made sure I had a long shirt on. And then the clip/button undid itself. I am SOOOOO glad my pants didn't fall off, because they were those kind of pants. lol Thank you for making me remember that.