if i lived in a perfect world ...

_snw_
_snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
~ every kind of drug is free
~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
~ everybody's drinking hams
~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
~ strung out hoookers everywhere
~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I would get rid of the idea that other people should have ideas about my marriage...
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    In my perfect world...I am a size 7, and I NEVER miss a steer....
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    ...having to work. lol
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    In a perfect world, chocolate would have 0 calories and still taste just as delicious!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)

    Add to this mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check
  • bigsexay157
    bigsexay157 Posts: 33 Member
    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I will always have a nice sammich and cold beer. :love:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Cars would drive themselves so I could watch a movie or read instead of driving.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I would be 120 lbs or less and I could eat candy to lose weight... Nor will I have to worry about skin cancer cause I couldn't be bothered to put sunscreen on.

    Oh and driving to work would be more like a bumper car ride then a commute.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I will always have a nice sammich and cold beer. :love:

    what kind of sammich?
    what kind of beer? This sounds great...
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already


    I swear Idiocracy is a prophecy from God.
  • branflake6
    branflake6 Posts: 115
    I would have a hot tone body and
    icecream would be calorie and fat free but still be delicious

    plus world peace lol
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    In my perfect world it would be legal to anyone who qualifies as stupid. I'm not talking about someone who isn't educated. I'm talking "Jeff Foxworthy here's your sign" stupid. Lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Gas would be cheaper
    Boobs would be symmetrical
    Those we love would love us
    I'd have air conditioning
    My kid's kidney would work
    The 1920's silk brocade rhineston-buckled strappy pumps would come back into style
    There'd always be fresh juicy steak in my fridge.
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
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    mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check
    [/quote]

    that... but in my perfect world, there would be no bludgers collecting welfare checks. health care would be absolutely free, to everyone, everywhere, as would education, there would be no third world, nor would there be the ultra rich. we'd all just be comfortable, happy, satisfied.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    ♥ you for getting this song stuck in my head.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    Gas would be cheaper
    The 1920's silk brocade rhineston-buckled strappy pumps would come back into style


    I agree with both of these.
  • JGT2004
    JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)

    Add to this mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check

    I agree with these ^^^. And would have every able bodied scientist working on cures for all the cancers, Alzhiemers, MS, and all the other horrible diseases that plague the world!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    Whats wrong with straight edge?? I like Minor Threat.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already

    added to netflix queue..thanks!! :drinker:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.

    Why not? You didn't specify which laws would be broken... :wink:
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    That we all had the power to fly.
    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.

    Oh. OK. I'd settle for a four day work week.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Monogamy would be a choice

    Bad food choices would have never been invented.

    Clothes would always be optional.

    Exploring feelings and pursuing emotional satisfaction would be encouraged.

    Time/space would not be a factor when It comes to those you care about.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I'd probably just move to Switzerland and get rid of America.
  • 1rayhamilton
    1rayhamilton Posts: 69
    I would have free drugs, and no side effects. The absolute perfect sex life..and a non-cheating boyfriend that I eventually marry.
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?

    "They" are so often men...
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
    I would like to see a world where knowledge nad maturity and understanding could be passed like some kidn of psychic download from person to person so we don't have to spend our lives watching idiots reinvent the wheel.
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