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  • JGT2004
    JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
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    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)

    Add to this mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check

    I agree with these ^^^. And would have every able bodied scientist working on cures for all the cancers, Alzhiemers, MS, and all the other horrible diseases that plague the world!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    Whats wrong with straight edge?? I like Minor Threat.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already

    added to netflix queue..thanks!! :drinker:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.

    Why not? You didn't specify which laws would be broken... :wink:
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    That we all had the power to fly.
    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.

    Oh. OK. I'd settle for a four day work week.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Monogamy would be a choice

    Bad food choices would have never been invented.

    Clothes would always be optional.

    Exploring feelings and pursuing emotional satisfaction would be encouraged.

    Time/space would not be a factor when It comes to those you care about.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    I'd probably just move to Switzerland and get rid of America.
  • 1rayhamilton
    1rayhamilton Posts: 69
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    I would have free drugs, and no side effects. The absolute perfect sex life..and a non-cheating boyfriend that I eventually marry.
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
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    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?

    "They" are so often men...
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
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    I would like to see a world where knowledge nad maturity and understanding could be passed like some kidn of psychic download from person to person so we don't have to spend our lives watching idiots reinvent the wheel.
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
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    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?

    I read an article where our minds are monogamous but our genitals are not.
    The sum of the article was we want to have exclusive emotional relationships, but sexually we want to be with multiple people.

    I think monogamy is very possible and have no intentions of getting rid of it any time soon. My husband wouldn't like that either =)

    Anyway, I would make it so sexual offenders would be castrated (or in case of a woman offender-locked away for life.)
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
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    Monogamy would be a choice

    Bad food choices would have never been invented.

    Clothes would always be optional.

    Exploring feelings and pursuing emotional satisfaction would be encouraged.

    Time/space would not be a factor when It comes to those you care about.

    Monogamy is a choice.. last time I checked no one forces couples to be exclusive.
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    In my perfect world it would be legal to anyone who qualifies as stupid. I'm not talking about someone who isn't educated. I'm talking "Jeff Foxworthy here's your sign" stupid. Lol
    I think that was Bill Engvall who said "Here's your sign".
    Foxworthy says "You might be a redneck........"
    Ron White says "You can't fix stupid"
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
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    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?

    Probably because Southerners tend to marry at younger ages, resulting in a higher likelihood of divorce.

    http://www.lafayettefamilylawblog.com/2011/09/census-figures-say-southerners-divorce-most-often.shtml

    While monogamy isn't for everyone, it can be seen throughout the world and is practiced by various species (such as doves -- probably one reason why doves are often associated with marriage). It is no ways a failed western experiment. Unfortunately, it seems that a lot of people who want to get married are often not taught what to look for and how to select/hold a good relationship with their significant other.

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