STUPID JOKE PARTY!

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  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    These are freakin hilarious!!
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    what is red and smells like blue paint?






    red paint :laugh:
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
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    I would tell you a gay joke, butt *kitten* it. C: (Don't hate, I heard it from a gay friend...)
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    National Geographic scientists have been studying Canadian Geese for decades. They were excited to finally learn that they fly in a V formation because it reduces the wind resistance for the geese in the back, making it easier to fly. They even found out why one side of the V formations is longer.......

    Theres more geese on that side. Bahahahahahahaha
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
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    Why don't women need to drive?
    Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Pffff XD
  • logoode_
    logoode_ Posts: 21
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

    _______



    Its no-eyed dear (no idear)
    :)
  • tracy1031
    tracy1031 Posts: 36
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    So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
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    what do you call a blank piece of paper?


    womens rights
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    What do you call a deaf dog, it does not matter they will not hear you.

    Two guys walk into a chemistry convention, the hostess say what can I get ya; the first guy says I will take an H2O. The second guy orders an H2O2.
  • laineyluma
    laineyluma Posts: 358 Member
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    How do you get an elephant out of a subway?

    You take the S out of sub and the F out of way..






    For those that didn't get it...
    (theres no effin way)
  • tracy1031
    tracy1031 Posts: 36
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    Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

    In his sleevies!
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
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    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?


    BOB

    What do call a woman with one leg?


    Eileen

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  • kiwi1855
    kiwi1855 Posts: 218 Member
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    Did you hear about the parsley farmer who was sued? They garnished his wages...

    Don't go out wearing a broken watch. You'll always have a bad time.

    ... that's it... that's all I got...
  • Elenazuniga
    Elenazuniga Posts: 56
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    Bump
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    How do you get an alien baby to fall asleep?

    You rocket
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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    What do you call a trunk full of Bison? ... A buffaload
    What do you call bread made by a bison? ... A buffaloaf
    What do you call money lent to you by a bison? ... A buffaloan

    I found all of those on Popsicle sticks with in one week. That's a lot of Popsicle in one week. I think I figured how my weight gain started... Curse you Popsicle stick jokes!
  • holcjm
    holcjm Posts: 5 Member
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    Whats brown and floats through walls?

    spooky dookie
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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    A distraught sodium runs up to a police officer yelling "Officer, I've lost an election!" The officer asks "Are you sure?" The sodium responds "I'm Positive!"

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Oops I did it again!
  • fatcellsuck
    fatcellsuck Posts: 184
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    I always knew you all had it in you......literally.

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