STUPID JOKE PARTY!
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What did the fish say when he hit the cement wall ? Dam (damn)0
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What do you call a sleeping cow? A Bulldozer0
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A sultry & seductively dressed lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a Double Entendre.
So... he gave her one.0 -
what do you call a three legged donkey?
a wonky :laugh:0 -
what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
hailing busses and taxis.0 -
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Because its too cold out tide.0
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Which animal needs to be oiled? a mouse, it squeaks0 -
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (No-eye-deer).0
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2 blonds walk into a bar the third one ducts0
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Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand close to the sink.0 -
A termite walks into a bar and ask.....Where is the bar tender0
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Two guys walk into a bar.
Third one ducks.0 -
An Irish man walks out of a bar...0
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What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
They have the same middle name.0 -
Here's an original:
Why did Mrs. Mole divorce Mr. Mole?
After 20 years of marriage she realized he was boring.0 -
Guy tells bartender, "gimme a beer and I would like to buy that *kitten* at the end of the bar a drink"
Bartender says "hey ahole, I happen to know her and you have no right to describe her that way"
Guy says, "you're right...sorry. Would you please ask that pretty lady at the end of the bar if she would like a drink on me"
Bartender says to lady, "would you like a drink on the guy sitting up there?"
Lady says, "sure, give me a vinegar and water".
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An Irish man walks out of a bar...
Haha gotta love Irish jokes
What's the difference between and Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
There is one less drunk at the funeral :P0 -
Lol x0
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer! (A buck an ear)
What does snoop dog use his umbrella for?
Fo drizzle
What does snoop dog clean his laundry with?
BLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACH0 -
a blond a brunette and a red head walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "what, is this some kind of joke?"
no just the story of my life in college0
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