Women don't like me :(
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Learn to love yourself first, and enjoy being with just yourself. It's when you find joy in that, is when a person will want to be part of that as well.
Smile lots, do good deeds (volunteer) and you feel better about yourself, and in turn someone (the right person) will find you desirable. Concentrate on fulfilling your life, rather than someone else filling it. It will happen when you least expect it, honest.0 -
a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.
hows that?
you must do better.0 -
(seriously - i love the advice you are actually getting. heh.)0
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a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.
hows that?
you must do better.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."0 -
Change your attitude. Also learn how to tell jokes because if you can make a women laugh she will be like putty in your hands.
^^^^^^what kind of women are you talking about street hookers don't count they will laugh if you pay... no offense to street hookers if there are any on here.:noway:0 -
a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.
hows that?
you must do better.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
Okay ~ I like that one!0 -
What kind of bee gives milk?
A BOObee.0 -
What kind of bee gives milk?
A BOObee.
you are SO almost there0 -
What kind of bee gives milk?
A BOObee.
try harder..0 -
Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...0 -
a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.
hows that?
you must do better.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."0 -
Waaaaaaaaaaah, maybe I'll start a men don't like me thread0
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Insult one of the most iconic punk bands, worked for me.
oh - you think you have me figured out now, eh??
Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.0 -
Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...
i love this one lol0 -
Well from his profile picture he looks great. Maybe it's his personality...0
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oh - you think you have me figured out now, eh??
Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.
a week. i'm a ball of mystery, aren't i?0 -
Maybe I'm just that smart!!0
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WTF? This is hilarious!0
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Small penis?0
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Small penis?
i ruin tacos0
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