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    • Posts: 90 Member
      Learn to love yourself first, and enjoy being with just yourself. It's when you find joy in that, is when a person will want to be part of that as well.
      Smile lots, do good deeds (volunteer) and you feel better about yourself, and in turn someone (the right person) will find you desirable. Concentrate on fulfilling your life, rather than someone else filling it. It will happen when you least expect it, honest.
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.

      hows that?


      you must do better.
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      (seriously - i love the advice you are actually getting. heh.)
    • Posts: 1,719 Member
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      you must do better.

      A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
      The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
      The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
    • Posts: 235 Member
      Change your attitude. Also learn how to tell jokes because if you can make a women laugh she will be like putty in your hands.


      ^^^^^^what kind of women are you talking about street hookers don't count they will laugh if you pay... no offense to street hookers if there are any on here.:noway:
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      A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
      The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
      The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

      Okay ~ I like that one!
    • Posts: 1,719 Member
      What kind of bee gives milk?
      A BOObee.
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      What kind of bee gives milk?
      A BOObee.


      you are SO almost there
    • Posts: 574
      What kind of bee gives milk?
      A BOObee.

      try harder..
    • Posts: 1,719 Member
      Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
      close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
      get sick to my stomach.
      Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
      Patient sticks out his tongue...
    • Posts: 520 Member
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      A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
      The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
      The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
      i laughed at the bear one!
    • Posts: 520 Member
      Waaaaaaaaaaah, maybe I'll start a men don't like me thread
      Seriously! me too!
    • Posts: 494 Member
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      oh - you think you have me figured out now, eh??

      Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
      close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
      get sick to my stomach.
      Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
      Patient sticks out his tongue...

      i love this one lol
    • Posts: 246 Member
      Well from his profile picture he looks great. Maybe it's his personality...
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
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      Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.


      a week. i'm a ball of mystery, aren't i?
    • Posts: 494 Member
      Maybe I'm just that smart!!
    • Posts: 297 Member
      WTF? This is hilarious!
    • Posts: 1,781 Member
      Small penis?
    • Posts: 1,719 Member
      Small penis?

      i ruin tacos
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
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      i ruin tacos

      um....
    • Posts: 519 Member
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      i ruin tacos

      Oh
    • Posts: 1,719 Member
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      Oh

      O
    • Posts: 1,781 Member
      Awkward
    • Posts: 1,229 Member
      Show a picture of your legs, that seems to turn a lot of women on (at least for other women it works...)
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,210 Member
      Take your self-pity to a whole new level. . Try sitting in a bar crying. . chicks LOVE that!

      and you might get a few free drinks out of it! :laugh:
    • Posts: 297 Member
      gross!
    • Posts: 2,855 Member
      gross!

      Maybe try the bum on the street technique. . Stand by the road at the intersection with a sign that says: "Women don't like me. .what do I do". . . try to work the phrase "for food" in there somewhere. . Chicks LOVE that!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Dye your hair red. Everyone loves a redhead...

      Except for the men in tucson apparently, but women certainly seem to love redheads
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