Women don't like me :(
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Get an 8 ball of cocaine.
You'll at least be able to score a couple cokeheads0 -
Gotta be an April fool!!!!0
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sucks for u0
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Well from his profile picture he looks great. Maybe it's his personality...
Agreed.0 -
If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????0
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If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
I'm stumped.0 -
If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
I'm stumped.
complete lack in both.
the answer is 7.
and it's chit-chat, fun, and games.0 -
If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
I'm stumped.
complete lack in both.
the answer is 7.
and it's chit-chat, fun, and games.
Fitness for what?
And the answer is actually 42.
Chit-chat about games is fun.0 -
Cry.0
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Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!0
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I can smell the BS from No. Dakota. :flowerforyou:0
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Actually some chicks really DO like that...so you're onto something now!!! lolTry this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!0 -
Crap now I'm in BIG trouble! lol0
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Take your self-pity to a whole new level. . Try sitting in a bar crying. . chicks LOVE that!
Ummmm not so much..... Unless its over us! Lol0 -
[sarcasm]
I suggest you do some recon; find out where she lives .. and watch her until you deduce her interests and common social hangouts. From there, design or search for some AWESOME pickup lines (based on her interests - it shows you care). Go to previously determined social hangouts ...with excessive cologne/Axe (Women love that ****, haven't you seen those commercials?)... execute pick up lines.
Example: (Some of mine, and my nerdy friends, favourite pick up lines:)
-Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
-If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
-Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
-You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
-Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
-Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
-You know, I've got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.
Ensure you have many of these memorized and ready to use, because if at first you do not succeed, try and try again!
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Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...
Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P
connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L0 -
Invent the piano key necktie.0
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Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...
Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P
connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L
This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?0 -
Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...
Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P
connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L
This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?
Maybe if you really hate giving oral any excuse is an excuse?
Hmmmm.
I've answered the phone during sex before, but it was when I was like 15 and I was scared it was my mum calling to say she was coming home :L0 -
If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
When you wander into Chit-Chat it means that threads don`t have to be and usually are not about fitness.
If that is not to your liking then fine but it would be best to turn your attention to other forums here instead.0 -
Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...
Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P
connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L
This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?
Maybe if you really hate giving oral any excuse is an excuse?
Hmmmm.
I've answered the phone during sex before, but it was when I was like 15 and I was scared it was my mum calling to say she was coming home :L
I never understood people that despise going down on their partner like that.0 -
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If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
When you wander into Chit-Chat it means that threads don`t have to be and usually are not about fitness.
If that is not to your liking then fine but it would be best to turn your attention to other forums here instead.
What he said!!!0 -
Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!
WoW Chicks LOVE this? really? WoW I guess i'm not a "chick" then cause that would just put my psycho alert on overdrive and short it out before I could find the BLOCK button.0 -
This sounds like, I used to be... "women don't like me"... though, it is easy to fix with a change of outlook. I gave up looking for them, I am happier alone.
If your not whole alone, you will never be whole with someone else0 -
Whoosh!Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!
WoW Chicks LOVE this? really? WoW I guess i'm not a "chick" then cause that would just put my psycho alert on overdrive and short it out before I could find the BLOCK button.0 -
I like to borrow random people's babies and sit at a Starbucks begging for change. Another thing to try is find a small puppy and a pair of binoculars. When you see something cute coming down the street, you lure the puppy out into the road with beggin strips so she stops. Like a boss.0
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why wouldnt women like u!?!0
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cuzz women like men and are drawn to those with confidence, not concieted, not cocky, but confident, guyz take notes, your about to be schooled courtesy of TyTy 101why wouldnt women like u!?!0
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