Signs you’ve been here over 30 days....

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LuckBeWithU
LuckBeWithU Posts: 173 Member
Signs you’ve been here over 30 days....


1) You’re consistently humming “Zumba” songs without even knowing.
2) Grocery shopping takes twice as long, because you’re reading labels.
3) You feel like you’re pregnant again, because you’re peeing with all the water you’re drinking.
4) You catch yourself doing butt lifts at the checkout.
5) You have names for your dumbbells.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
7) Eating out is a thing of the past.
8) Sorry honey, not tonight, I have to exercise.
9) You carry a water bottle with you everywhere.
10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.


Everyone add on……
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  • sissypunks
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    u look at sweets and think is it worth it?
    u log everything u are eating BEFORE you eat it
    housework is less of a chore and more of a i just burned more cals!
    u set the alarm before you have to get up to workout and if u dont you dont have the energy to get thru the day
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:

    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
  • Myndi73
    Myndi73 Posts: 270
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    u look at sweets and think is it worth it?
    u log everything u are eating BEFORE you eat it
    housework is less of a chore and more of a i just burned more cals!
    u set the alarm before you have to get up to workout and if u dont you dont have the energy to get thru the day

    ^^^^^^^THIS!
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    You no longer let your Husband mow the lawn because you once strapped on your HRM and found out it burns a ton of calories. Same for washing the cars.
  • blondejillie
    blondejillie Posts: 305 Member
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    You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 466 Member
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    You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:



    ^^^THIS^^^ or a margarita!


    Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'

    at least that is my problem this evening. lol
  • La1210
    La1210 Posts: 99 Member
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    You are constantly checking MFP before anything enters your mouth!!! You wear yoga pants instead of jeans.....
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    My stories start with "the other day on mfp"
  • katydid25
    katydid25 Posts: 199 Member
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    10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.

    ^ That's a definite for me!

    Also, "I saw this (recipe, workout, tip, etc) on MFP and I can't wait to try it!" becomes a regular conversation starter.
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    My stories start with "the other day on mfp"

    I think this is the only one I'm guilty of. Well, that and "not tonight honey," except I never actually have to say that, because we both know the alarm is going to go off at 4:45, and we'll both have to get up to go work out.
  • AmberFaith90
    AmberFaith90 Posts: 904 Member
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    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:

    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
    ^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.

    "JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.

    "GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
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    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:

    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.

    For me it was more like this:

    Jillian: I know it's getting tough. I know you are feeling the burn. I'm feeling it, too. You can do this!

    Me: YOU can feel the burn? How? You aren't doing anything but watching the other girls work out and talking. YOU can feel the burn? You are a liar, you evil woman, a LIAR!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:



    ^^^THIS^^^ or a margarita!


    Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'

    at least that is my problem this evening. lol

    That's my problem right now! I just made myself a protein shake and put THREE scoops of whey in it just to get more calories quickly...
  • yuliyax
    yuliyax Posts: 288
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    Another one - you are getting annoyed with posts " i am eating 1200 calories why I am not losing " and " To scared to eat back exersise calories"
  • 3mmalou16
    3mmalou16 Posts: 27
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    my kids are even saying "dont eat that mum" or "have you been for your run??"
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,804 Member
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    You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.
  • babigurl86
    babigurl86 Posts: 138
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    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:

    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
    ^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.

    "JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.

    "GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!

    ^THIS
    im ashamed of the names ive called this woman....:blushing:
  • sc1572
    sc1572 Posts: 2,309 Member
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    i love this!!!
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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    My kids ask every day before school "are we going to the gym tonight?"
  • iHEARTcardiacnurses
    iHEARTcardiacnurses Posts: 437 Member
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    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:


    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.

    "We're here doing it with you!"

    "*kitten* YOU JILLIAN! YOU'RE NOT 300 LBS!" :grumble:

    Im always yelling at her :laugh: