Feeding Tube Diet?

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  • lisakyle_11
    lisakyle_11 Posts: 420 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    lol!
  • holly1283
    holly1283 Posts: 741 Member
    My question would be: How fast does it come back on when the tube is removed?:ohwell:
  • reinventingandrea
    reinventingandrea Posts: 323
    I read that story this morning and it disgusts me. Personally, I think the doctor is just wrong for doing this for his patients. Losing that much weight in that short of a period of time is so dangerous.
  • jadedone
    jadedone Posts: 2,446 Member
    Maybe I am strange, but I'd rather have an outfit I look great in now, than to have to do a weird feeding tube diet and hope it works out.
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    This is awful! It can not be healthy. That is just weird science.
  • Healthy_4_Life2
    Healthy_4_Life2 Posts: 595 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    OMG!!!! ROTFL :laugh: :laugh:
  • AliceKlaar
    AliceKlaar Posts: 275 Member
    If you could do the same thing but with a slow drip of coffee while chewing bacon the entire time I would be down with it.

    That could work....
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    people are so ******** lazy....

    and ****ing stupid....
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    You, sir, are awesome!!!

    Now all you have to do is have Dr. Oz endorse your "diet plan" and you'll be on the road to riches!
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    so what you're telling me is that something is stuck into one's body, one limits his or her calorie intake, and he or she pays to do such?

    why does this sound familiar? *cough cough HCG cough cough*
  • 6heatherb6
    6heatherb6 Posts: 469 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    Any help required...I'll be there!!!!

    Just live and eat 800 calories a day and you'll loose...

    Don't know what this 'teaches' you?!?!?!

    :flowerforyou:
  • Pifflesmom
    Pifflesmom Posts: 134 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.
    Is there an additional charge for Canadian customers?
  • 6heatherb6
    6heatherb6 Posts: 469 Member
    My question would be: How fast does it come back on when the tube is removed?:ohwell:

    lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Considering it are you????
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    This sounds great.
    Would you wear a french maid outfit while locking me up?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    LMAO, you just can't make this **** up
  • tracyco66
    tracyco66 Posts: 25 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.


    lmao
  • sfoxy219
    sfoxy219 Posts: 103
    Why not just eat 800 calories a day? Same thing? I wouldn't want a funky nose tube even if I had to have one. Laziness I say.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    They should call this the Dune diet.
    Am I the only one that thinks of riding sandworms when they see the pic?
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Why not just eat 800 calories a day? Same thing? I wouldn't want a funky nose tube even if I had to have one. Laziness I say.
    Hah I would do it just FOR the nose tube.
  • Fat_2_Fit_Mommy
    Fat_2_Fit_Mommy Posts: 569 Member
    I saw this n Fb on my newsfeed I was like wtf?!? Why can't they just do the healthy way and not ruinning they're bodies. I think this is sick!
  • Fat_2_Fit_Mommy
    Fat_2_Fit_Mommy Posts: 569 Member
    I saw this on Fb on my newsfeed I was like wtf?!? Why can't they just do the healthy way and not ruinning they're bodies. I think this is sick!
  • KatyBugs1724
    KatyBugs1724 Posts: 74
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol, I have an idea. Why don't we just yank peoples teeth out and call that a weight loss technique too?! You can't eat if you have no teeth! ........people are crazyyyy
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol, I have an idea. Why don't we just yank peoples teeth out and call that a weight loss technique too?! You can't eat if you have no teeth! ........people are crazyyyy
    People have wired their jaws shut to lose weight. Sad but true.
  • nicolecfut
    nicolecfut Posts: 14 Member
    MFP is alot more appealing than walking around with a tube outta my nose, yikes....
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.
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    LMFAO
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    lol
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    It would be less effort for me to consume less food and do some exercise than it would be to jam a tube into my snout and starve.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Ohhh my!!! :noway:
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Its disgusting for so many reasons.

    Article and previous post

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/563909-brides-to-be-using-feeding-tubes
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
    $1500 ?!?!

    For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

    THIS.

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