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iam_thatdude
iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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just dont hurt yourself
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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    What state is the most surrounded by water?

    Hawaii
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The hairier side
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    What state is the most surrounded by water?

    Hawaii

    CORRECT!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?

    Ill never know as I punched him in the face for talking to me.
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The hairier side

    No, the outside.
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    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
  • chrisc16
    chrisc16 Posts: 94
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    We don't need TV to entertain us, get it? I said *kitten*.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?

    He wrote. "Your exact weight" on the paper
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?

    although this one is probably true! lol!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    id be in 2nd place
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  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    id be in 2nd place

    Correct
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    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    2nd place

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