Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me

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  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    my boyfriend goes through my phone, facebook and email...do you think i should slap him down?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Will I ever get married?

    Yes, 6 times.
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    my boyfriend goes through my phone, facebook and email...do you think i should slap him down?

    please delete my information.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    Why are there so many guys out there who want a relationship?

    There arent. They are just telling you that so you sex them.

    They lose then, because I'm only after the sex and once they use the "R" word I run in the opposite direction.
  • VeganPanda
    VeganPanda Posts: 582 Member
    What are your thoughts on rectal prolapse?
  • bluemorpho1247
    bluemorpho1247 Posts: 300 Member
    which came first, the cicken or the egg?

    Some chickens have chicks without eggs, so id say chicken!! :)
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    Why are there so many guys out there who want a relationship?

    There arent. They are just telling you that so you sex them.

    They lose then, because I'm only after the sex and once they use the "R" word I run in the opposite direction.

    I concur. Why do guys stereotype us? Do those that don't fit the stereotype have any hope?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What are your thoughts on rectal prolapse?

    The same as my thoughts on the middle east conflict and the cast of GLEE.
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
    i thought that was just because men are lazy?
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Am I pretty? D:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    whats the difference between a Chicken and a Hen ?
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    most awkward thing you've had inside of you?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Am I pretty? D:

    only if you go to a more subdued color, like bright magenta.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Why should you never be the third man in a Tennessee Log Jammer?
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
    Why does 'Sex For Free' (i.e being in a relationship/married) cost more than 'Sex For Money' (i.e. prostitution)?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why should you never be the third man in a Tennessee Log Jammer?

    For the same reason why you dont want to be the second mean in a Cleveland Steamer.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Does my butt look big in this?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why does 'Sex For Free' (i.e being in a relationship/married) cost more than 'Sex For Money' (i.e. prostitution)?

    Renting vs owning.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Does my butt look big in this?

    no, ur pants look too small.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    most awkward thing you've had inside of you?

    ur tongue
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Am I pretty? D:

    only if you go to a more subdued color, like bright magenta.
    I'll check back next week then :D
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    Why are there so many guys out there who want a relationship?

    There arent. They are just telling you that so you sex them.

    They lose then, because I'm only after the sex and once they use the "R" word I run in the opposite direction.

    I concur. Why do guys stereotype us? Do those that don't fit the stereotype have any hope?

    Sorry I was staring at your bewbies. What was the question?

    Got my answer. But tell me, are all of these answers backed up by scientific data?

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