Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me

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What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Some things are like a fine wine..... They only get better with time. Ya know it allows all the flavors to REAAALLLYYYY come out.

earn it.

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Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:

Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?

I looked it up. Now I'm more confused. Carry on!

Or you can start with Johnny Cougar, John Cougar, JOhn Cougar Mellencamp, JOhn Mellencamp.

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Why do people say it's bad for you to drink too much, when it feels so right?

you wanting to drink your own urine is certainly your business, but I dont recommend it.

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What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Some things are like a fine wine..... They only get better with time. Ya know it allows all the flavors to REAAALLLYYYY come out.

earn it.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it :laugh:

i c a 6 figure income in your future blonde snooki!

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How many tattoo do you have?

4.....how many do u have?

sadly none...i love them just havent gotten over my fear of needles yet

thats why there was this invention called alcohol.

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What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Some things are like a fine wine..... They only get better with time. Ya know it allows all the flavors to REAAALLLYYYY come out.

earn it.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it :laugh:

i c a 6 figure income in your future blonde snooki!

Bahahaha!!! Can I have one of those hats like she wears too??? You know, the one that says PORN STAR IN TRAINING???? I love that hat.... And I LOOVVVEEE pickles!

pickles u say?