Cannibalism on MFP

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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I think it's because, unlike many other meats, it's difficult to determine fat percentage as it's not regulated and we aren't naturally lean in our wild form.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    I heard it's salty. Don't eat it.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.

    When I grow up, I want to have a sense of humour like you.
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
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    Bump
  • hlshubert
    hlshubert Posts: 45
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    Yeah, I think pork is the closest thing to human flesh, soooooo human - I MEAN pork, it's the other white meat...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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  • SirBen81
    SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
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    I've searched for it myself. But there are a lot of foods MFP doesn't have besides human flesh. I can't find any bugs either. Or dogs, or cat.
  • BubbleGumKisses
    BubbleGumKisses Posts: 156 Member
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    http://tracker.dailyburn.com/nutrition/for_zombies_human_flesh_calories

    BAM- there's the calorie count for ya!!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
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    My SO would rather eat human flesh than yogurt.
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
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    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    No they eat skinny people
    not only do they eat skinny ppl but they need to be able to catch really fast skinny ppl so they work out
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Why resort to cannibalism when you can lick to gain protein also?
  • gersoco
    gersoco Posts: 155 Member
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    It goes to reason, if lions and jaguars only eat vegan antelopes and gazelle, then a person on Paleo/Primal should only eat vegans - the human kind. :-)

    Plus I heard we taste like chicken or pork!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    This was slightly amusing at first...now I feel like I might throw up.

    if you throw up, you can negate those calories. :bigsmile:
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
    Drats! My reply got stolen again!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    I don't bother to log it. I think the calories that I expend in the chase, torture and , followed by an arduous task of cleaning the nasty things and preparing the meat and then cooking the meat , plus the inevitable struggle that said individual puts up, I burn the equivalent anyway....... Just make sure you drink enough water.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    I log it as "pork". :embarassed:

    Um....I mean I would log it as pork if I were a cannibal
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
    Drats! My reply got stolen again!

    mine too.
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
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    did you try searching for "other white meat"?
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
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    If it taste like pork can I cure and smoke some and end up with bacon. Plus all the extra hard work would defiantly negate any calories
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    Well, and then they'd have to decide how large to make the data base, so many parts and pieces.

    forearm
    bicep
    rump
    tube steak
    cheek
    breast
    do you log a whole hand or foot at the same time, or seperate them out by finger and palm?

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