Cannibalism on MFP

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  • w2bab
    w2bab Posts: 353 Member
    Because the cannibals on MFP dine on the poor, unsuspecting people who post things on forums that they don't agree with. No need to have it in the database too.
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member



    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.
    Is it weird that the only thing I am thinking about is how the OP also likes MGMT...good musical taste!!!!
  • ashreynolds09
    ashreynolds09 Posts: 257 Member
    This was slightly amusing at first...now I feel like I might throw up.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    maybe you have to look up specific organs: brains, liver, skin, etc.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I eat cannibal
    Feed on animal
    Your love is so edible to me
    I eat cannibals
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
    You think they do it in cuts like the Butcher? Rump roast, tenderloin, ribs?

    :laugh:
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    :laugh: :tongue: You may want to refer to Soylent Green thread:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/592449-not-in-food-list

    ^^ Thank you!!
    (My baby was given a t-shirt that says "Soylent Green is Me!" ... I don't know that I can put that on him, it's just too wrong! :laugh: )
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    I like the "Taco" part.....
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.


    to eat people or log that you ate people?
  • threnners
    threnners Posts: 175 Member
    Well, they should at least have "brains" for our Zombie members.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I think it's because, unlike many other meats, it's difficult to determine fat percentage as it's not regulated and we aren't naturally lean in our wild form.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I heard it's salty. Don't eat it.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.

    When I grow up, I want to have a sense of humour like you.
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    Bump
  • hlshubert
    hlshubert Posts: 45
    Yeah, I think pork is the closest thing to human flesh, soooooo human - I MEAN pork, it's the other white meat...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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  • SirBen81
    SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
    I've searched for it myself. But there are a lot of foods MFP doesn't have besides human flesh. I can't find any bugs either. Or dogs, or cat.
  • BubbleGumKisses
    BubbleGumKisses Posts: 156 Member
    http://tracker.dailyburn.com/nutrition/for_zombies_human_flesh_calories

    BAM- there's the calorie count for ya!!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    My SO would rather eat human flesh than yogurt.
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    No they eat skinny people
    not only do they eat skinny ppl but they need to be able to catch really fast skinny ppl so they work out
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Why resort to cannibalism when you can lick to gain protein also?
  • gersoco
    gersoco Posts: 155 Member
    It goes to reason, if lions and jaguars only eat vegan antelopes and gazelle, then a person on Paleo/Primal should only eat vegans - the human kind. :-)

    Plus I heard we taste like chicken or pork!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    This was slightly amusing at first...now I feel like I might throw up.

    if you throw up, you can negate those calories. :bigsmile:
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
    Drats! My reply got stolen again!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I don't bother to log it. I think the calories that I expend in the chase, torture and , followed by an arduous task of cleaning the nasty things and preparing the meat and then cooking the meat , plus the inevitable struggle that said individual puts up, I burn the equivalent anyway....... Just make sure you drink enough water.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I log it as "pork". :embarassed:

    Um....I mean I would log it as pork if I were a cannibal
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
    Drats! My reply got stolen again!

    mine too.
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    did you try searching for "other white meat"?
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    If it taste like pork can I cure and smoke some and end up with bacon. Plus all the extra hard work would defiantly negate any calories
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Well, and then they'd have to decide how large to make the data base, so many parts and pieces.

    forearm
    bicep
    rump
    tube steak
    cheek
    breast
    do you log a whole hand or foot at the same time, or seperate them out by finger and palm?
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