Cannibalism on MFP

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  • novalh42
    novalh42 Posts: 102 Member
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    I just love MFP!!!
  • Christina1007
    Christina1007 Posts: 179 Member
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    U are sick!!!
  • lizzue
    lizzue Posts: 276 Member
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    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Know this from experience? hmmm :-)
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    You guys should try Hufu - the great taste of human flesh, without the guilt!

    hufu.jpg
  • MinkyMoo13
    MinkyMoo13 Posts: 354 Member
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    How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
    I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.

    HAHA!! i accidently picked up and scanned the cat food can the other day instead of the baked bean can.. good job it didn't register in the database i would have been concerned!!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    Concerned??? I would have been pissed if the outcome was healthier than the can of baked beans!
    How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
    I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.

    HAHA!! i accidently picked up and scanned the cat food can the other day instead of the baked bean can.. good job it didn't register in the database i would have been concerned!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Well, and then they'd have to decide how large to make the data base, so many parts and pieces.

    forearm
    bicep
    rump
    tube steak
    cheek
    breast
    do you log a whole hand or foot at the same time, or seperate them out by finger and palm?

    the whole foot and/or hand. I mean, I do weigh it out on the scale first. And, its just not right to eat tube steak. I mean, come on.... :laugh:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    You guys should try Hufu - the great taste of human flesh, without the guilt!

    hufu.jpg

    wait, the guilt of calories or just having eaten a human?
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    bwahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: WIN!
    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:
  • dme1977
    dme1977 Posts: 537 Member
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    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    you could always invite a friend over for breakfast.... mwahwhahaha... but only have one place setting.....

    :indifferent: :noway::smile::happy: :bigsmile:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:
    Twas not me. I am a Hawaiian clown...we taste like pineapple.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    No they eat skinny people

    You are what you eat!
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    Would eating a mexican give you indigestion?
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    I think it depends on the Hawaiian some pineapples may be spoiled :tongue:
    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:
    Twas not me. I am a Hawaiian clown...we taste like pineapple.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Would eating a mexican give you indigestion?
    Farts
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 888 Member
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    I don't bother to log it. I think the calories that I expend in the chase, torture and , followed by an arduous task of cleaning the nasty things and preparing the meat and then cooking the meat , plus the inevitable struggle that said individual puts up, I burn the equivalent anyway....... Just make sure you drink enough water.


    hmmm...so what you are saying.....human flesh is a negative calorie like celery?? Excellent point! :drinker:
  • kurtisgoingskinny
    kurtisgoingskinny Posts: 8 Member
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    If they wanna know how many calories there are in human flesh, they have to get the information theirselves. Even I do that.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.

    When I grow up, I want to have a sense of humour like you.
    :sad: :laugh: :sad: :wink: :sad: :laugh: :sad: :laugh:
  • spacecase76
    spacecase76 Posts: 673 Member
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    You guys should try Hufu - the great taste of human flesh, without the guilt!

    hufu.jpg

    oh my hahahahahaha

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