Cannibalism on MFP

I just love MFP!!!

Cannibals aren't fat.

A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
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Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

Know this from experience? hmmm :-)

How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.

HAHA!! i accidently picked up and scanned the cat food can the other day instead of the baked bean can.. good job it didn't register in the database i would have been concerned!!

Well, and then they'd have to decide how large to make the data base, so many parts and pieces.

forearm
bicep
rump
tube steak
cheek
breast
do you log a whole hand or foot at the same time, or seperate them out by finger and palm?

the whole foot and/or hand. I mean, I do weigh it out on the scale first. And, its just not right to eat tube steak. I mean, come on.... :laugh:

I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:

I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you could always invite a friend over for breakfast.... mwahwhahaha... but only have one place setting.....

:indifferent: :noway::happy: :bigsmile:

Cannibals aren't fat.

A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

No they eat skinny people

You are what you eat!

I think it depends on the Hawaiian some pineapples may be spoiled

I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:

Twas not me. I am a Hawaiian clown...we taste like pineapple.

I don't bother to log it. I think the calories that I expend in the chase, torture and , followed by an arduous task of cleaning the nasty things and preparing the meat and then cooking the meat , plus the inevitable struggle that said individual puts up, I burn the equivalent anyway....... Just make sure you drink enough water.

hmmm...so what you are saying.....human flesh is a negative calorie like celery?? Excellent point! :drinker:

Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.

When I grow up, I want to have a sense of humour like you.

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Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business!

I can see why it would be illegal to kill people to eat them, but if they're already dead, and they sign something saying they don't mind, I don't see how it's any different than say, medical school cadavers. I guess there might be public health issues though, I mean, heaven only knows what you could get from improperly cooked human flesh.

blank stare........

w/ mouth open

Have many calories in fava beans?

Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business!

I know right???