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    If your other half said this, what would YOU say?

    Posts: 1,840 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I work in an office with only women, Nurses, and we often have odd conversations, the other day one conversation was about one of their friends who as a couple are a bit odd, and do some odd and off the wall stuff, like for instance they practice her moving his dead body around...yeah I said it was weird stuff :glasses:

    Well I rang my Husband at work and said to him, when you come home tonight, I want you to pretend to be dead so I can practice moving you about...without a moments thought he said, can I have a beer first? No questions, no what are you on? Nothing, he just accepted this as a normal thing, and after I got off the phone everyone laughed and said of course he wouldn't say anything, he knows what you are like....

    So what would YOU have said....

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    • Posts: 1,553 Member
      Are you high!?
    • Posts: 4,519 Member
      What should I wear?
    • Posts: 525 Member
      I'd ask if he recently bought a life insurance policy on me.
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Where do you want me?
    • Posts: 3,566 Member
      Mmm yeah maybe we could put on a Tim Burton movie
    • Posts: 176
      is that my clothed or naked body you want to move around
    • Posts: 847 Member
      If MY husband called and asked me that I would laugh and so sure thing honey ... he always calls with such outlandish things that no one ever takes him seriously.
    • Posts: 360
      I probably would have asked if we would be timing it... but I, and my girlfriend are... how can I say... a little left-of-center? We also have a six foot 'Jack the Pumpkin King' (from Nightmare before Christmas) standing in our living room... bathroom towels that say, in red, "Don't Panic"... and we often contemplate how we will continue our relationship, should either of us become a zombie... so I might not be the best person to ask...
    • Posts: 1,134 Member
      Honey I forgot to tell you I did buy that .45 Ruger I was looking at.
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      this makes it premeditated, fair warning
    • Posts: 1,809 Member
      It'll never work. You just can't fake the type of heavy that comes with dead.
    • Posts: 14,304 Member
      Did you want blood to clean up too? I think we have a new bottle of ketchup....
    • Posts: 4,716 Member
      Yes dear.
    • Posts: 387 Member
      Do I get sex afterwards??? Then yes....
      If no, then sex before will work :laugh:
    • Posts: 8,980 Member
      "That's fine. Will it take a long time, because I have to work out too"
    • Posts: 423 Member
      WHAT THE HELL?
    • Posts: 329 Member
      My husband once said that I was a mosquito..... I suck the life out of everything. So, I'm probably not the best person for this question either. :drinker:
    • Posts: 880 Member
      "Like, on the couch or floor? Am I naked or clothed?" or "Did you need help planning something honey? Because 2 people lifting is better than one"
    • Posts: 3,343 Member
      I would have laughed and assumed there was some joke going on with whoever he was with.
    • Posts: 461
      Do I get sex afterwards??? Then yes....
      If no, then sex before will work :laugh:

      hahaha that was the first thing that popped into my head as well
    • Posts: 189 Member
      Sure, what for?
    • Posts: 1,157 Member
      I second the life insurance policy question.
    • Posts: 503 Member
      My husband is so random I would just laugh and say yes, then tell him I get to drag him around too, we'd end up making a competition out of it.
    • Posts: 341
      this makes it premeditated, fair warning

      LOL! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,206 Member
      The wife and I tried dressing each other with the dressee pretending to be completely immobile.

      It was hilarious. You should try it.
    • Posts: 4,894 Member
      i would probably say "how else will you get your strength training in?" lol!
    • Posts: 468 Member
      faced down or up?
    • Posts: 1,234 Member
      "Are you going to take advantage of me?"
    • Posts: 77
      I would have said sure where do we start first the bedroom?:laugh: But then again my hubby and I are strange like that some times
    • Posts: 1,562 Member
      You have lost your mind, right?
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