i bet more that 80% of people here are home wreckers

I break everything. Seriously, just give me a chance and I'll break it. it would be easier to list things I haven't broken. In the last two years since I moved to the UK, I've broken 2 mobile phones, 7 pairs of earbuds, three crystal wine glasses, countless bowls, every claw hair clip I've ever touched, a cookie jar that belonged to my husband's grandma 20 years ago, two kindle e-readers, one Polar HRM (I broke it with sweat! I wish I were kidding.) our grill/broiler, a stationary bike, a laptop, lost an earring my mom bought for me, sprained my ankle and injured my knee (same leg.)

Need a home wrecker? I'm available for house calls and/or parties.

I'm not much of a breaky person, but I am so replying to save those recipe links xD And dammit, I think I saw a snickers in the house earlier....noow I'm hungry!

My wife has broken a few of my things, and my son has broken a couple things, but nobody in the house can compete with my dog. He's 113 lbs and his name is Scooby, but I should have named him Destructor.

I am a clumsy cow and break everything.

I have been friends with this guy for about 4 years, and me and his Mum are really close. She lives around the corner from me, I have a key to the house and she trusts me with her bank details etc.

Anyway, so one day, T and I (T's her son) decided to tidy up. We put the throw in the washing machine and set it off. When it was time to take it out, it was soaking. So we took it outside and squeezed as much of the water out as we could.

Well, it was still pretty soaking, but we stuck it in the dryer. As it was drying, I said to T "can you smell that? Kinda like burning plastic".

His reply was that it was fine and he couldn't smell anything.

Needless to say, when Tracey came home, she discovered that the dryer was broken. And she hasn't had a new one since then.

Oh, and also, just a few days ago, I was using my parent's spice/coffee beans electric grinder to blend my frozen bananas. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now the grinding part is loose. I don't think they've noticed yet ...

At work, I drop things ALL the time. The other day, I dropped a whole bottle (about 2 litres, I think?) of frappucino coffee base on the floor. It was super sticky, so I spent about 20 minutes cleaning it up. Then, about an hour later, I was walking past the frapuccino blenders, and the pump from the frapuccino roast got caught on my apron, lifted then fell on the floor, spraying it everywhere.

I dropped a whole pitcher of hot milk down my front the other day while I was making drinks.

One of my co-workers said when she thinks of me, all she thinks about is me dropping things :sad:

My old landlord got evicted from his house, so naturally he told us to move out. We found a place, started moving..near the end of the move he locked the door and kept some of our stuff!

The most devastating is old baby clothes I was saving in the basement. AND my christmas box, with handmade ornaments from my grandma that passed, and my daughters first christmas ornaments.
I cried like a baby.

lol - i'm sitting here reading this with my foot up resting it as my toe was broken 2 weeks ago...not my fault.....but my husbands for leaving his tool box out on the bedroom floor! We had words!

I recently dropped my old washing machine on my foot and nearly broke it.
Foot wrecker.

Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

lollll iam so miss understood

As a punishment for breaking spelling rules, your new name is Miss Understood.

:laugh:

Yep..my kids and husband leave stuff laying around everywhere all the time, they don't help much with the cleaning and tidying...need I go on? lol
I have never shrunk a woolen sweater...but underwear and socks seem to get alot smaller after going in the dryer even when the label says they can go in there.

I sent a remote through my dad's tv once. Before that, someone else through one through it. when the wii says to put the remote's strap on, they mean it!

Electronics are waaay too expensive to be bustin up. Though one night I kicked in my bedroom door when I was drunk. The handles on all the doors in the house were cheap and always fell off and my land lord was too cheap to fix them. I spent the rest of the next day fixing it myself.