What makes YOU funny?

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lizzybethclaire
lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will
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  • F1uffy2
    F1uffy2 Posts: 84 Member
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    'I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight ' - Now that has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! I love it!

    Can't think of anything at the minute because I am such a straight faced, angelic person, not, but will come back to this!!x
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
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    Because I love to kill clowns. That's funny, right?
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Because I love to kill clowns. That's funny, right?
    Well. . .if you eat what you kill they might taste funny.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I did stand up for a number of years. If you aren't funny crowds will let you know!
  • BadCookieMonster
    BadCookieMonster Posts: 74
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    Next time you go to target try playing golf while in the store.. that will get you kicked out..well it did for me anyhow. =)
  • shbretired
    shbretired Posts: 320 Member
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    My mouth ☺
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    I crack myself up, if no one else.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    My jokes, mostly.
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 238 Member
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    My profile pic.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    It's all in your perception.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    I'm not.
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,015 Member
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    My mannerisms and randomness...and complete "dur" moments.

    I've been told I'm just naturally a snarky dry humored person. And I like it.
  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
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    I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?). And I'm horrible at geography, which cracks my friends' s**t up. I can find my way with a detailed map, but I get states like Minnesota and Montana mixed up :blushing:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    I'm a sarcastic goof ball but mainly my face.
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 371 Member
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    Probably because I say what everyone else is thinking.
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.

    Me too!

    Except instead of Encyclopedias I read this set of books my dad had in his office -- they were leatherbound volumes of things like "Teach Yourself French" and "Algebra Basics" -- AND took notes on them. I thought I'd be fluent in French and math by the time I was 10 if I did things right. :laugh: Being an only child might have had something to do with that kind of boredom. :wink:

    I've always loved Elvis, too. I had the white jumpsuit concert poster on the door of my playroom when I was in Elementary school. I also carried a trading card of Elvis' Army photo in my wallet and told other kids he was my big brother.

    **OK, stop laughing.** :wink:
  • sjmgde
    sjmgde Posts: 381 Member
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    i like to think i am funny but than if anything i can always make myself laugh:happy:
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    Dry wit.
    I have wrestled a salt water crocodile, but am freaked out by Crane Flies.
    I sound like a sound effect suite from Tarzan in the gym.
    I fantasise about the pilot becoming incapacitated and landing the plane myself whenever I'm on a plane.
    I love my dogs more than most humans.
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
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    I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

    That's not weird.. that thing scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.


    I hate touching public door handles. Hate it. Germs. There are plenty of other ways I come into contact with germs all the time, but door handles really get to me. Blech.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    i'm never funny, and completely serious one hundred percent of the time.

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