guy question: massages

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I was only half honest , I have tented a few times but that is to be expected of thigh massages...

    yeah, thats what I'm afraid of....lol
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    Just make sure you don't get viagra prior going there lol
  • Meg177
    Meg177 Posts: 215 Member
    I'm a woman and I've had lots and they tell me stuff:) It can happen because you do relax so things react differently than you might intend. Nothing is thought of it and they are grownups and professionals so they've seen it before. What they do mind are the guys who jerk around trying to get them to touch it. Those things go up when they’re not supposed to and don’t go up when you want them to. It doesn’t indicate much. Just don’t hit on the woman and don’t abuse your position
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    If you get excited, its normal. They know about it and are typically not offended. A girl I used to date was studying massage therapy and she told me its normal for men to have that.

    Don't worry and just enjoy
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
    My massage therapist is definitely not a 'looker' so no excitement here. And yeah... I fall asleep. It is not at all sensual.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I used to get them regularly during my Triathlon training days, from both genders, and not once had an "exciting" moment.
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    There are too many different kinds of massages but the kind I like are deep tissue and muscle fatigue release massages.

    These massages help remove toxins from your body and loosen tight spots. They most definitely don't leave you "swaying in the breeze" so to speak.

    Sometimes they will have you gritting your teeth, but not like THAT.

    Have a good deep tissue massage, drink lots of water and stop worrying about the gender of your masseuse.

    When you're getting a professional massage, it doesn't really matter.
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    The things I learn on MFP...

















    God I love my friends here.
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I have a massage therapist friend.. she says it's very common! She even had a few pro hockey players have that issue...
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Take a big cold metal spoon with you, that'll knock that one on the head :laugh:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I could not work as a massage therapist.
    Seeing a guy get aroused would completely distract my ADD dirty mind.



    Yeah, I'd get fired.
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,330 Member
    seinfeld-george-costanza-getting-massage.jpg?w=341&h=254


    ROFL!!!

    *it moved*
  • ericgAU
    ericgAU Posts: 271
    It doesnt happen. Not for me at least anyways. I think the fear of this exact act from occuring is enough to scare Mr. Poky as you call it from making an unexpected appearance ;)
  • Bethee101
    Bethee101 Posts: 99 Member
    Um... can't you just do some pre massage "draining"? Or does that not help?? Sorry, I have never had a pokey thing...
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    seinfeld-george-costanza-getting-massage.jpg?w=341&h=254


    ROFL!!!

    *it moved*


    hahaha. i never saw that episode before. i just youtubed it. hilarious!
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,330 Member
    seinfeld-george-costanza-getting-massage.jpg?w=341&h=254


    ROFL!!!

    *it moved*


    hahaha. i never saw that episode before. i just youtubed it. hilarious!

    HAHAHA!! great episode lol
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    i've had a guy and girl give me massage..nothing, it's just relaxing
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
    My husband said he's never had an issue. (Just asked him - we've only ever been to the spa twice, though). .. but like others have said, the RMT's would probably be used to it and ignore it.
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    SO trying to behave....

    I'll bite your lip for you that's keeps us both quiet

    Whoa.

    Oh my :blushing:
  • unsound
    unsound Posts: 31 Member
    happens to me pretty frequently too (strangely enough, only with female masseuses). felt really self-conscious about it at first, but no one ever seemed fazed by it.

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