Ultimate Zombie Survival Team

Trail_Addict
Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
edited December 20 in Chit-Chat
I woke up this morning to find The Zombie Apocalypse has magically started. I am fairly set to survive for several weeks on my own, but I would rather put together an elite team... an A-Team, as you were... to survive the unknown future. What special skill can you bring to the table to find a seat on my team bus?
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  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    Sign me up bro...I got your back

    Check out my name (Mercenary)...I am a hired Gun...aka Hired Soilder...aka Hired Assassin...
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I'm a very good marksman. I can also shoot bows, and I know how to clean and cook nearly any kind of meat. I can also fish.
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Im a nurse so you can utilize my medical skills :)
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I can knit. You're going to need matching hats and scarves for fighting the cold, plus I can knit bandages.
  • mommy4joey
    mommy4joey Posts: 21
    Im a pretty fast runner, so could be set out as bait, and can have zombies chase me, while you kill them! LOL
  • kklemarow
    kklemarow Posts: 167 Member
    http://runforyourlives.com/
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    uh I have swords and play alot of zombie games? I may die first but that will give y'all a chance to escape while I get mauled by zombies
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Im a pretty fast runner, so could be set out as bait, and can have zombies chase me, while you kill them! LOL
    ^ this! plus I can make a meal out of anything so you would never starve to death ;)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I use knives and am the silent type killer. I can get into places and get needed gear,info,food pretty much anything!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I was 6 years in the Army Reserves and was a First Class shot with rifle, MG, and SMG. I was also trained in the use of pistols, grenades, mortars and anti-tank weapons.

    I'm a trained Advanced level driver.
  • grrrlface
    grrrlface Posts: 1,204 Member
    I'm a thinker, I'm good at thinking of alternate situations and possible outcomes. Comes from a lifetime of worry and to help me avoid bad situations.

    :smokin:
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    I'm looking into ofinding a good sling shot ... somehow I feel so screwed right now
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    I'm a great SLAPPER and I will slap the shyt out of each and every one of you for believing in zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mommy4joey
    mommy4joey Posts: 21
    Im a pretty fast runner, so could be set out as bait, and can have zombies chase me, while you kill them! LOL

    Also have seven years army service, and was a combat life saver through my last deployment. Also EO rep, so perhaps, can help everyone stay happy on compound and settle disputes.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    I have stockpiles of food and water, am fantastic with a knife, can carve arrows for reloading, and while I'm not the fastest runner, as a former dancer I'm pretty agile. Oh, and I'm a really good cook over open fires/grills.
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
    I cook. Any use for a cook?!!


    Oh and I work with pyrotechnics at work which could come in handy ;o)
  • quie618
    quie618 Posts: 102 Member
    I've watched enough zombie movies that I am fairly confident, I will kick butt. Frankly, if I saw a dude eating another dude's face - I'd run far away and then call the police.
  • Zalovar
    Zalovar Posts: 92 Member
    Qualifications, hmmm, let's see. Extensively trained in the use of firearms, extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and combat strengths/weaknesses, have a large stash of food/survival gear/ammunition/various melee weapons, etc. Know how to and actively make booze, grow my own food, forage for edible plants, hunt, fish, first aid. Been doing lots of cardio and learning MMA-type fighting skills. Played every major zombie video game and seen most zombie movies in existence (even many of the very terrible ones). Have a bug out bag and bug out plans (Plans A, B and C). Plus many other skills...I would be an asset to your team!
  • quie618
    quie618 Posts: 102 Member
    I cook. Any use for a cook?!!

    Hells yeah! Someone's gotta make that squirrel taste good.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    I'm a really good shot. And I run fast. I am really good in high pressure situations.
    My only weakness is my dogs. I know if the zombies get me it is because I went back to rescue my dog (most likely my chicken of a Lab).
  • KimmyEB
    KimmyEB Posts: 1,208 Member
    I can sew and am super crafty...a home-maker MacGuyver, if you will.

    I'm an excellent shot with a handgun!

    I'm a pretty good cook. :laugh:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Qualifications, hmmm, let's see. Extensively trained in the use of firearms, extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and combat strengths/weaknesses, have a large stash of food/survival gear/ammunition/various melee weapons, etc. Know how to and actively make booze, grow my own food, forage for edible plants, hunt, fish, first aid. Been doing lots of cardio and learning MMA-type fighting skills. Played every major zombie video game and seen most zombie movies in existence (even many of the very terrible ones). Have a bug out bag and bug out plans (Plans A, B and C). Plus many other skills...I would be an asset to your team!

    You sound a lot like me. :wink:
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    I've watched enough zombie movies that I am fairly confident, I will kick butt. Frankly, if I saw a dude eating another dude's face - I'd run far away and then call the police.

    Call the police? are you sure you seen enough ...The police would be zombies too...never call the police...You head to your nearest gun store...with PB Jar in hand...of course
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.

    I'm on her team ^^^
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    I spent the better part of a year addicted to Plants vs. Zombies...
  • Zalovar
    Zalovar Posts: 92 Member
    Glad to see there's at least one other person out there that's ready for just about anything!
    Qualifications, hmmm, let's see. Extensively trained in the use of firearms, extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and combat strengths/weaknesses, have a large stash of food/survival gear/ammunition/various melee weapons, etc. Know how to and actively make booze, grow my own food, forage for edible plants, hunt, fish, first aid. Been doing lots of cardio and learning MMA-type fighting skills. Played every major zombie video game and seen most zombie movies in existence (even many of the very terrible ones). Have a bug out bag and bug out plans (Plans A, B and C). Plus many other skills...I would be an asset to your team!

    You sound a lot like me. :wink:
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    I've watched enough zombie movies that I am fairly confident, I will kick butt. Frankly, if I saw a dude eating another dude's face - I'd run far away and then call the police.

    Call the police? are you sure you seen enough ...The police would be zombies too...never call the police...You head to your nearest gun store...with PB Jar in hand...of course
    yea take the PB for gosh sakes!!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.

    I'm on her team ^^^
    Hell yeah...get so drunk you don't care if you get bitten.
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
    My qualifications for the zombie survival team include being very strategic and organized. I keep a level head even under pressure, while others are panicking. I am also assertive enough to weed out weak links that will slow down or endanger the group. I have a strong stomach for the gore and am not prone to hysterics, sniffling, crying, or other irritating emotional fits.
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