Ultimate Zombie Survival Team

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  • Zalovar
    Zalovar Posts: 92 Member
    This is vitally important. We cannot allow the group to be compromised if someone is possibly infected. Off with their head! If it makes it easier, I will volunteer to decapitate your close friends/family if you would do me the same courtesy. Also, I fully expect you to decapitate me if I become infected. Thank you.
    I can run, shoot, box, drive a standard, and I'm 100% okay with beheading a close friend or family member if they are bitten (or look like they may have gotten a scratch or bruise or something).
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I'm a hippie....

    I can find you food in the forest, medicine, sew your clothes, bake bread from scratch. I'm a horrifically light sleeper with insomnia, making me perfect for taking watch at night. I survived almost two years on next to no sleep whatsoever, while still working and taking care of my family.

    I can shoot both regular guns and bows / arrows, including a crossbow.

    I have no problem putting people out of their misery, and I have high standards. If I'm the one slowing the team down, I'm outta there.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    This is vitally important. We cannot allow the group to be compromised if someone is possibly infected. Off with their head! If it makes it easier, I will volunteer to decapitate your close friends/family if you would do me the same courtesy. Also, I fully expect you to decapitate me if I become infected. Thank you.
    I can run, shoot, box, drive a standard, and I'm 100% okay with beheading a close friend or family member if they are bitten (or look like they may have gotten a scratch or bruise or something).

    That's what I've got my machete for.

    You can decapitate my husband even if he isn't infected, though. Go ahead. Please.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.

    I'm on her team ^^^

    Count me in!
  • ladybg81
    ladybg81 Posts: 1,553 Member
    I look fantastic pregnant

    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:

    Awesome! :flowerforyou:

    I'll help the repopulation cause! I'm C-RAZY hot! :bigsmile:
  • LilysMom28
    LilysMom28 Posts: 236 Member
    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:

    I'm in!!!
  • lynnetted43
    lynnetted43 Posts: 252
    im a gemini!! my evil twin is a *****!!
  • charityheckler
    charityheckler Posts: 25 Member
    What the heck... I'll sign up... I'll be your connection... I can get my hands on a lot of things plus I got a whole Army of people that will come out to play.... And trust me they are more than ready...
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    So...do we get badges or something? How do we know who's on our team??
  • Aleciajones
    Aleciajones Posts: 153
    I can grow it, preserve it, kill it, process it. Ready to go w my ar and bob at the drop of the first human lunachable.
  • run4yourlife
    run4yourlife Posts: 379 Member
    Ummmm....eye candy? :laugh:

    Kidding! I can run fast, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty and I'm a great cook. But, this is where teamwork comes into play - somebody else can butcher the food. I can't watch that part.
  • DrewMaxwell
    DrewMaxwell Posts: 269 Member
    Pretty sure one of these will be needed

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  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Pretty sure one of these will be needed

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    I gotsta gets me one of those!
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    My Zombie survival skills:
    - I am entertaining and have a funny laugh
    - I am like Deanna Troy on Star Trek and can help calm and focus the group
    - I have decent sized fun bags for feeding the new population
    - I am creative and resourceful, good at finding useable objects to be turned into a variety of items.
    - If I die of natural causes, my legs are solid meat including two 17" calves which could easily be used to feed a small village.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    Gotta love my Florida Gators

    http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf

    University of Florida Zombie Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise

    It even has forms to fill out for the State, since it's a public institution. It's freaking hilarious but I believe that it's actually a fairly good plan.
  • brighteyes31143
    brighteyes31143 Posts: 87
    I woke up this morning to find The Zombie Apocalypse has magically started. I am fairly set to survive for several weeks on my own, but I would rather put together an elite team... an A-Team, as you were... to survive the unknown future. What special skill can you bring to the table to find a seat on my team bus?

    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    BTW, in a pinch, if we need to really escape the area I can fly and land a plane. No cupholders so someone will have to hold my drink :drinker:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    I'm a zombie behaviour analyst, a strong runner, and posess excellent tactical and logistical skills in many zombie training simulations. I'm also a ninja.

    I'll take the seat to the left... ;)
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
    My makeshift weapons are the finest available.

    I can fix things.
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    <---- take me take me!

    I used to be in telecommunications. I can hot-wire a phone. LMAO.
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    I'm an accountant and let me tell you, this whole idea is gonna cost a fortune. Without me you will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy before the zombies have even begun to get peckish!
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    I run marathons-Cardio, cardio, cardio
    I am NOT going to run out of ammo
    I kill all sorts of critters & turn them into food
    I've watched a lot of zombie (and similar genre) movies
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    Oh, I forgot to mention that I can speak Zombie, urgghhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhh

    Essential for discussions over the non-prolification of eating humans negotiations that are bound to be necessary.

    Have you got a name for this Elite squad yet? I know some really sound marketing people who may need to part of the Elite squad, just to make sure you get your brand right.

    Oh and some lawyers. We will need lawyers because there are some real health and safety issues here and if the Zombies get hold of a good lawyer you could be facing some serious discrimination litigation.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    BTW, in a pinch, if we need to really escape the area I can fly and land a plane. No cupholders so someone will have to hold my drink :drinker:

    LOL... I'm sure that can be arranged. :wink:
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    BTW, in a pinch, if we need to really escape the area I can fly and land a plane. No cupholders so someone will have to hold my drink :drinker:

    LOL... I'm sure that can be arranged. :wink:

    I said HOLD my drink, not DRINK it! :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • ShyGirl89
    ShyGirl89 Posts: 60 Member
    I've been preparing forever for a Zombie Apocalypse (I have a bit of an obsession lol). So there's that plus the fact that since I love zombie games and movies, I love shooting the walking dead.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    A real patch on my tactical gear.


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  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Aww this one is a no brainer, 25 years military experience, small arms expert, military instructor for shoot, move, communicate, taser, baton, pepper spray. I am fit and take no *kitten*!
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    sign me up. I'll supply the ammo.
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  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    *BUMP*

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