the worst pick up line ever?

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  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
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    Your daddy must have been a thief cause I would swear he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    I wanna bag you like some groceries
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    Your daddy must have been a thief cause I would swear he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!

    tht is actually cheesy-cute
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    This lack of nudity is disturbing!
  • Takes2long
    Takes2long Posts: 367 Member
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    Some guy at a bar was walking around with a quarter on his forehead. He asked me "Do you want to know why I have a quarter on my forehead?" My reply: "To call someone who cares?"
  • nchireau
    nchireau Posts: 3 Member
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    Do you have a raisin?
    No
    Then how bout a date?
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    "you got the time, cos I got the place!!"
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
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    Nice shoes... wanna f***?
  • nchireau
    nchireau Posts: 3 Member
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    That's quick thinking. Good one
  • Jyster
    Jyster Posts: 74 Member
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    Baby you are so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt!
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    You must be a light switch... because every time I see you, you turn me on.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 775 Member
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    "That shirt is becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

    Worst one actually heard--some guy literally asking "What's your sign?"
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    All this could be yours for one low, low price!
  • chauncyrenayCHANGED
    chauncyrenayCHANGED Posts: 788 Member
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    "Dang....what's up doublemint twins?"

    To me (5'2, African-American, Short & Curvy) and my BFF (5'8, Phillipina, Tall & Skinny).

    This def wasn't the worst one I've heard, but it's one we still talk about 10 years later.
  • Misbehavin_Red
    Misbehavin_Red Posts: 33
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    Worst ever...and yes, this really happened...

    I'd love to take you to dinner, but if I don't get what I want outta ya, then it's a waste of my money.

    UM, REALLY???? You're awesome, dude!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Seriously, I won't give you a pick up line if you let me buy you a drink...
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
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    "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."

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