the worst pick up line ever?

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  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    You must be a light switch... because every time I see you, you turn me on.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    "That shirt is becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

    Worst one actually heard--some guy literally asking "What's your sign?"
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    All this could be yours for one low, low price!
  • chauncyrenayCHANGED
    chauncyrenayCHANGED Posts: 788 Member
    "Dang....what's up doublemint twins?"

    To me (5'2, African-American, Short & Curvy) and my BFF (5'8, Phillipina, Tall & Skinny).

    This def wasn't the worst one I've heard, but it's one we still talk about 10 years later.
  • Misbehavin_Red
    Misbehavin_Red Posts: 33
    Worst ever...and yes, this really happened...

    I'd love to take you to dinner, but if I don't get what I want outta ya, then it's a waste of my money.

    UM, REALLY???? You're awesome, dude!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    Seriously, I won't give you a pick up line if you let me buy you a drink...
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."
  • lil_bear0811
    lil_bear0811 Posts: 56
    Baby, I've got some skittles in my pocket. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Pull my finger


    :laugh:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
    That dress looks so good on you!...the only place it would look better is in a rumpled heap on the floor of my bedroom.
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
    Do you have a raisin?
    No
    Then how bout a date?

    dont know why but i find this one uber cute :smile:

    i had a really creepy old man come up to me one time and say baby you smell so good.... i thought i was going to puke on him :laugh:
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."

    Wow I laughed at that!! never saw that coming!
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    Pull my finger


    :laugh:

    That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.
  • happyfrogg
    happyfrogg Posts: 86 Member
    "If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?" (Ok, so this one was from 15 years ago, when "kick it" was what the kids were saying. And some kid really did say that to me.)

    "Is your name Gillette? Cuz you look like the best a man can get."
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Wanna get a pizza and f***? No? What you don't like pizza?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Pull my finger


    :laugh:

    That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.


    LOL i think I would be scared :)
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
    Him- "You're dressed like you're single."

    Me- " Seriously dude? I want you to walk away and think about what you just said."

    After he walked away and thought about it.

    Him-"What I meant to say was that you were beautiful, but I was drunk."

    Me- "Better. Now go away."


    Fyi-- I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a baggy sweat jacket at the time. :noway:
  • Cayman428
    Cayman428 Posts: 1
    If milk does a body good, you must have had the whole cow.
  • BigenFluffy
    BigenFluffy Posts: 56 Member
    While I was with my kids at the park:

    "Hey der...dem boys need a daddy?"

    Um...no, they have a daddy, he's also my husband.

    "Ok...well, if things don't work out, I'll be their daddy....and yours too <wink>"
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.

    Just choked on my drink. LMFAO!! I actually like that one. :laugh:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
  • mlewon
    mlewon Posts: 343 Member
    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    hahahaha britney spears ftw
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kettle_belle83
    kettle_belle83 Posts: 94 Member
    Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    Girl you're like a car accident... I just can't look away
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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