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    the worst pick up line ever?

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    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
    • Posts: 3,346 Member
      Safe word. Pick one. Call me.
    • Posts: 902 Member
      You must be a light switch... because every time I see you, you turn me on.
    • Posts: 902 Member
      can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
    • Posts: 770 Member
      "That shirt is becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

      Worst one actually heard--some guy literally asking "What's your sign?"
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      All this could be yours for one low, low price!
    • Posts: 788 Member
      "Dang....what's up doublemint twins?"

      To me (5'2, African-American, Short & Curvy) and my BFF (5'8, Phillipina, Tall & Skinny).

      This def wasn't the worst one I've heard, but it's one we still talk about 10 years later.
    • Posts: 33
      Worst ever...and yes, this really happened...

      I'd love to take you to dinner, but if I don't get what I want outta ya, then it's a waste of my money.

      UM, REALLY???? You're awesome, dude!
    • Posts: 902 Member
      Seriously, I won't give you a pick up line if you let me buy you a drink...
    • Posts: 806 Member
      "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."
    • Posts: 56
      Baby, I've got some skittles in my pocket. Wanna taste the rainbow?
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      Pull my finger


      :laugh:
    • Posts: 15
      That dress looks so good on you!...the only place it would look better is in a rumpled heap on the floor of my bedroom.
    • Posts: 881 Member
      Do you have a raisin?
      No
      Then how bout a date?

      dont know why but i find this one uber cute :smile:

      i had a really creepy old man come up to me one time and say baby you smell so good.... i thought i was going to puke on him :laugh:
    • Posts: 902 Member
      "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."

      Wow I laughed at that!! never saw that coming!
    • Posts: 337 Member
      Pull my finger


      :laugh:

      That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.
    • Posts: 86 Member
      "If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?" (Ok, so this one was from 15 years ago, when "kick it" was what the kids were saying. And some kid really did say that to me.)

      "Is your name Gillette? Cuz you look like the best a man can get."
    • Posts: 761 Member
      Wanna get a pizza and f***? No? What you don't like pizza?
    • Posts: 902 Member
      I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      show previous quotes

      That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.


      LOL i think I would be scared :)
    • Posts: 298 Member
      Him- "You're dressed like you're single."

      Me- " Seriously dude? I want you to walk away and think about what you just said."

      After he walked away and thought about it.

      Him-"What I meant to say was that you were beautiful, but I was drunk."

      Me- "Better. Now go away."


      Fyi-- I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a baggy sweat jacket at the time. :noway:
    • Posts: 1
      If milk does a body good, you must have had the whole cow.
    • Posts: 56 Member
      While I was with my kids at the park:

      "Hey der...dem boys need a daddy?"

      Um...no, they have a daddy, he's also my husband.

      "Ok...well, if things don't work out, I'll be their daddy....and yours too <wink>"
    • Posts: 298 Member
      Safe word. Pick one. Call me.

      Just choked on my drink. LMFAO!! I actually like that one. :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
    • Posts: 343 Member
      If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

      hahahaha britney spears ftw
    • Posts: 881 Member
      I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 94 Member
      Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long!
    • Posts: 902 Member
      Girl you're like a car accident... I just can't look away
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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