the worst pick up line ever?

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  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    I have to tell you what everyone's been saying behind your back... nice *kitten*
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
  • ninaquelinda
    ninaquelinda Posts: 136
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    him: Thanks for the candy
    me: What candy?
    him: The eye candy
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • foot2wood
    foot2wood Posts: 149 Member
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    Me: If i give you a kiss right now, would you let me? Her: (shocked look on her face, yet speechless. Me: (reached in my pocket and gave her a Hershey Kiss) Ended up with her for 14 years lol with that cheesy PU
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    Me: If i give you a kiss right now, would you let me? Her: (shocked look on her face, yet speechless. Me: (reached in my pocket and gave her a Hershey Kiss) Ended up with her for 14 years lol with that cheesy PU

    Awww, that's quite charming!! Chocolate trumps words :wink:
  • CSummers316
    CSummers316 Posts: 74
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    I used to give friends absolutely horrible lines to use, solely to see them get slapped, kicked, etc.

    Some of the personal favorites:

    "Baby, everything I am gonna do to you, I learned at Sea World."

    "What's that smell??? Oh it must be you, cuz yer the (insert naughty four letter word for human waste here)"

    "Wanna put your hand in my pocket and play Pole Position?"

    Yup... I was evil to my friends... best part was them using that drek
  • Rolande55
    Rolande55 Posts: 52 Member
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    "You are the ***** willow in the swampland of my heart!" yup true ! Someone actually used that on me.
  • Rolande55
    Rolande55 Posts: 52 Member
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    Omg! I can't believe that was censored! maybe I spelled it wrong....*****willow?
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
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  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
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    I'm not a gynocologist but I'll take a look!
  • hthrld
    hthrld Posts: 125 Member
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    I think I could fall madly in bed with you...


    Hahahahaha!!
  • brewerchick
    brewerchick Posts: 72 Member
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    A guest was joking around but looked me up and down from head to toe and said "Damn girl, you must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you."---his wife didn't seem to enjoy the joke...
  • kschr201
    kschr201 Posts: 219 Member
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    Do you know how many bones are in your body? Want another one?
  • SaraADaigle
    SaraADaigle Posts: 51
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    Guy: Man! I lost my car keys.
    Me: Oh wow, that's terrible.
    Guy: How about you bring me home so I'm not stranded.... I have a really cute dog, he loves girls....

    :grumble:
  • SaraADaigle
    SaraADaigle Posts: 51
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    I'm not a gynocologist but I'll take a look!

    O.M.Lordd
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    Him: Want a lolly little girl?

    Me: Show us your c*ck first
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
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    Funniest I've seen was when a guy in section got drunk and went up to a girl in the bar and in one breath says, "Heywhat'syourname?CanIbuyyouadrink?Doyouwanttogohomewithme?" His friends pulled him away right after that, and oddly enough she told him no.
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
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    Him: Want a lolly little girl?

    Me: Show us your c*ck first

    Bwahaha

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